High School Page #4
Girl:
Good job. Good, good.
Hey, Sharky. What's crackir?
- What's crack-a-lackir?
- What up, tough guy?
- Hey, Sharky...
- Oh!
I got it.
F***!
Oh, I just got my eyebrow
pierced yesterday!
- Hey, guys. Sorry.
- You're such a f***ing a**hole.
- What?
Sharky Ovante
just gave you an opening!
Microscopic, but still.
You blew it.
Yeah.
We grew up next door
to each other.
We used to play together
till she grew breasts.
And that was that.
I ran the numbers.
Assuming we both ace our finals,
it seems to me
you have valedictorian
by 3/100ths of a percentage.
Salutatorian is a pretty big deal,
too, Sebastian, so...
- Well, I suppose
the hinge upon which fate swings
is a capricious one.
- Why are your eyes all red?
- Excuse me, everyone.
Can I please have your attention?
Very impressive, spirit team.
Can you please put her down?
Uh, hey, listen.
We're doing a live
television interview outside,
so if you could all just, you know,
stop throwing each other up in the air
and keep the volume level down,
that'd be great.
- Okay? Thank you.
- Sorry.
And now we'll go live
- at Morgan High School. Julia?
- In five, four, three, two...
I understand that you have
a statement regarding
your student, Charlyne Phuc,
who was recently arrested...
Miss Phuc is no longer
a student of this institution,
and I have requested
that her standing
as three-time
State Spelling Bee Champion
be officially revoked.
Morgan is one of the finest
high schools in this state.
We demand excellence,
not inebriation.
And to reassure our students,
parents, faculty,
and board of regents
of this high standard,
we are conducting
a controlled-substance screening
on campus tomorrow.
All students are required
to participate,
and any student who does not
pass the screening
will be immediately expelled.
Cheese and crackers.
No, no, no, no.
I was trying for genial
and it came off wimpy.
I'd like to be stronger.
Could we try this again?
We're live.
What?
No, no, no, it's great.
Keep shooting. Looks great.
We gotta be clear
by tomorrow morning.
- What drug?
- Shrooms.
- Yeah, we split an eighth.
- How long ago did you take them?
- Hmm. About an hour ago?
- What strain?
Hold on. Hey.
You know what strain we ate?
Dinosaur bones.
- Are your parents home?
- I think.
- Have you been drinking?
- Look at your face.
Did you smoke marijuana
with these mushrooms?
It's all stroked out.
- Sorry.
- What?
So it might be that sh*t
we ate on prom night.
- I'm looking for Breaux.
- Gordors been pulling
- this Nazi sh*t forever.
- Did you call the police?
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