Hichki Page #4

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Aatish...

Present.

It's me, ma'am.

Ashwin...

Yea, yea, yea.

Arundhati.

Present ma'am.

Killam.

Cha woop woop...

present ma'am.

I got it right no?

Looks like, you are more interested

in my tics than roll call.

So let's start with that?

I have Tourette syndrome.

It's a neurological disorder.

When there are some loose

connections in our brain...

...it gives small shocks...

like that.

You can ask me anything you want

to know about my Tourette's.

Ma'am, what's your ring tone?

I'll tell you...

1, 2 cha cha cha...

3, 4, cha cha cha...!

Dude, these days my rats

also make the same noises.

You think they also have Tourette's?!

Ya! possibly.

Ma'am, have you heard rats

do the chee-choo rap?

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, going cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

We scratchin our heads,

me and my crew.

Is this a school,

or a bloody zoo.

Ms. Stammer, you stammerin.

Why you always yammerin.

C'mon be on your way,

you and your hiccups can't stay.

Hey Killam, she's such a bore,

can't do it, no more, no more!

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, goin cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, goin cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

Chee choon, chee choo,

the rats are going chee choo.

Hey teacher, goin cha-cha,

this class just ain't for you.

Why did you stop?

That was just like me. Exact.

The only difference is,

you can stop it any time you want -

but not me.

You know, there are bets being

placed on how long I'll last,

and why others didn't last.

But you guys don't know that

I haven't come here to quit.

I've come here to teach.

Ravinder,

here's my 100 bucks.

I'll bet on me staying.

Take it.

A real punter never goes back

on his word or his odds.

If your chee-choo rap is done,

shall we start the class?

Ma'am, this is just the first lecture.

For staying, you will have to first

get back on your feet.

C'mon get up.

That's right!

She's not going to leave that easily.

Stop staring bro,

she's out of our league.

She's the topper of 9A.

- I'm also the topper of 9F bro.

- Huh?

- At staring bro!

- Right!

Hey, F for failure! Pass the ball.

What's wrong man?

Why you fighting?

Look what he did to the ball?

It's not as bad as...

...what's gonna happen to you now!

Aatish.

Hey... hey...

Stop it at once! Stop it!!!

Get up, get up!

Sir, look what they did to the ball.

Don't worry sir, there's not a drop

of blood on the football.

Look!

You. Principal's Office.

Okay sir!

Come on, come on!

Come on.

Ma'am, you're early!

Ya... I needed to get some

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