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which is why I'm offering you

this job mid-term, Ms. Mathur.

I see a spark in you,

and I'm willing to take the risk.

I wouldn't offer this job to you

under normal circumstances.

But neither are the circumstances

normal,

and nor is this class - 9F.

I'd say, think it through.

Sir, I've thought it through.

I really want the job

and I'll not let you down.

They're just kids...

How bad can it be?

Ma'am, you're going to teach 9F?

Ya, why?

Nothing. It's great.

Ma'am...

9F is upstairs. This way.

I know.

It's so dirty,

why don't they clean it?!

Someone tell that Shyamlal to clean it

everyday for us!

The echo here is the bomb, man!

Got a smoke?

What should I call these guys?

You rack your brains,

they're your rats!

I got a smoke...

When did you start smoking?

No ya, I am just holding them

for Killam.

Bro, the cops raided us yesterday...

we had to scoot!

They gonna get you one day man!

So what should I call them?

Wadia and Pareira!?

No, no, my rats will die

from the shock!

Hey! Don't smoke near

from my rats.

You'll ruin their lungs

like your own!

Ravinder! Wanna bet? That

stammering idiot won't survive a day.

Who told you she stammers?

The peon - Shyamlal.

Bro, trust Shyamlal only to smuggle

cigarettes! Not information.

Give.

If you don't know how to smoke,

why do you do it!?

Show me.

There you go.

Tamannah... what will you buy

if you win the bet?

There's a new nail polish shade...

Katrina Kaif wears it.

She wears what?!

Girl, the whole world wants

to see Katrina Kaif's fingers.

Who will you show your fingers to?

Those ladies-fingers!

Okay, guys, guys, guys! Listen up

10 cents on the buck -

Ms. Stammer won't last a day.

60 cents - if she lasts a week.

Who wants the action?

I'll take those odds.

- How much?

- Here's 10 bucks.

It's betting... not 'begging'!

Here's 30, now shut your mouth.

Here's my 20.

You won't bet on Ms. Stammer?

Who gonna bet?

Ms. Stammer is who 9F gonna get.

We gonna light a fire,

her eyes will be wet.

He's the punter,

and we gonna hunt her...

...cause we're no fakes,

like those 9A stunters.

Notker's is a pond,

we're its big bad sharks.

Stammer's a goldfish,

no bite, all barks.

In these waters,

we swim and surf.

Pipeline's our home,

Notker's our turf.

Don't push me!

Then stop being a tortoise!

- Move it!

- You move it!

I'm the wolf, you're the pack...

follow me!

Class, I'm your new teacher,

Naina Mathur.

What was that?

Education isn't limited to the

classroom or school hours.

So whenever you need me -

this is my number.

Sorry.

Madam... "whenever"?

Hey! Respect women's guys!

Yes. "Women's... women's!"

Let's do introductions

along with the roll call?

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