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methods, I'd like to sort through your contacts.

You have a lot of contacts.

I'm very popular.

Really?

Does this mean you actually have friends?

You just know me so well already.

- Good morning, Theodore.

- Good morning.

Um, do you know how to proofread?

Yeah, of course.

Uh, can you check these

for spelling and grammar?

Mm-hm. Just send them over.

I love this first one

from Roger to his girlfriend.

- That's so sweet.

- Yeah.

"Rachel, I miss you so much,

it hurts my whole body."

You don't have to read it out loud.

Okay-

- I mean, you could if you want.

- Okay.

"Rachel, I miss you so much,

it hurts my whole body.

The world is being unfair to us.

The world is on my sh*t list.

As is this couple that is making out

across from me in this restaurant.

I think I'm going to have

to go on a mission of revenge.

And I must beat up the world's face

with my bare knuckles...

...making it a bloody, pulpy mess.

And I'll stomp on this couple's teeth...

...reminding me of your sweet, little,

cute, crooked tooth that I love."

I think that might be my favorite one.

I did the corrections in red.

I altered a couple phrases in the letters...

...but I'm not much of a poet,

so I think I might have messed them up a bit.

- No, these are great.

- Really?

Thank you.

SAMANTHA". So to write your letter,

what did Roger send you?

He just said he was in Prague

on a business trip, and he missed Rachel.

So how'd you know

about her crooked little tooth?

Well, I've been writing their letters

since they met eight years ago.

The first letter I ever wrote for him

was for her birthday.

And I wrote about her crooked little tooth,

because I saw it in a photo of them.

That's very sweet.

Oh, uh, you have a meeting in five minutes.

Oh, I forgot. Thank you. Wow, you're good.

Yes, I am.

He)', GUYS- HOW's it going?

Hi, Theo.

Hey, why didn't you call me back

last week?

- Um, because I'm a kook.

- Ha, ha.

- Yeah, that sounds about right.

- Hey, Charles.

- Great seeing you, Theodore.

- You too.

You went shopping. Get anything good?

Um, just come cables and a fruit smoothie.

Ugh! Always the fruit.

Don't you know what people say?

You've got to eat your fruits

and juice your vegetables.

I didn't know that.

Yeah, by juicing the fruit,

you lose all the fibers.

That's what your body wants.

That's the important part.

- Otherwise it's all just sugar.

- It makes sense.

Or maybe he just likes

the way that it tastes...

...and then that brings him pleasure

and that's good for his body too.

- Am I doing it again? Heh.

- Maybe.

Hey, so how's the documentary going?

I've cut some stuff over the past few months.

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