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"To my Chris.

I've been thinking how I could possibly

tell you how much you mean to me.

I remember when I first started to fall

in love with you like it was last night.

Lying naked beside you

in that tiny apartment...

...it suddenly hit me that I was part

of this whole larger thing.

Just like our parents...

...or our parents' parents.

Before that, I was just living my life

like I knew everything...

...and suddenly this bright light hit me

and woke me up.

That light was you.

I can't believe it's already been

5O years since you married me.

And still to this day, every day...

...you make me feel like the girl I was...

...when you first turned on the lights

and we started this adventure together.

Happy anniversary...

...my love.

My friend till the end.

Loretta."

Print.

"Chris, my best friend...

...how lucky am I

that I met you 50 years ago."

"Dear Nana,

thank you so much for my truck.

I love the color,

and I play with it every day."

"What a truly beautiful wedding,

and what a gorgeous bride.

There wasn't a dry eye in the house,

especially mine.

Your aunt and I are so proud of you."

"He served our country

with honor and dignity.

I'm grateful I was able to fight alongside him.

He will live always in my heart."

BeautifulHandwrittenLetters.com,

please hold.

"Love, Uncle Doug."

- Theodore! Letter Writer Number 612.

- Hey, Paul.

Even more mesmerizing stuff today.

Who knew you could rhyme so many

words with the name Penelope? It's badass.

Thanks, Paul, but they're just letters.

Hey, that's a nice shirt.

Oh, thank you.

I just got it.

- It reminded me of someone suave.

- Now it reminds me of someone suave.

- Have a good night, Paul.

- Bye-bye.

Play a melancholy song.

When you know you're gonna die

Play a different melancholy song.

Check e-mails.

E-mail from Best Buy.

- Check out all your favorite new products.

- Delete.

E-mail from Amy.

Hey, Theodore, Lewman's having

a bunch of people over this weekend.

Let's all go together.

I miss you.

I mean, not the sad, mopey you.

The old, fun you. Let's get him out.

Give me a shout back. Love, Amy.

Respond later.

E-mail from Los Angeles Times Weather.

- Your seven-day forecast is partly--

- Delete.

- No new e-mails.

- Next.

- China-India merger headed for regulatory--

- Next.

- World trade deal stalled as talks break down--

- Next.

Sexy daytime star Kimberly Ashford

reveals provocative pregnancy photos.

- Are you sure?

- I don't know, it's very dangerous.

Put your footski. Slide.

Don't, ha, ha. Don't.

Rabbit.

Come and spoon me.

I'm gonna fucking kill you.

- I'm gonna fucking kill you.

- Ha-ha-ha.

It's not funny, don't laugh.

I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm gonna kill you.

I love you so much, I'm gonna fucking kill you.

Go to chat rooms. Standard search.

The following are adult female, can't sleep...

...and want to have some fun.

Ugh,

I had a really bad day at work and I can't sleep.

- Is there anybody out there that can talk?

- Next.

Hi. I just want you to tear me apart.

I really do.

- Next.

- Hi, I'm here alone...

...and I can't sleep.

Who's out there

to share this bed with me?

Send message.

"I'm in bed next to you.

I'm glad you can't sleep.

Even if you were, I have to wake you up...

...from the inside."

Send message.

SexyKitten

has accepted invitation from BigGuy4by4.

Chat begins now.

- Mm, Big Guy?

- Hi.

Really?

Well, Stud Muffin was already taken.

So you're a sexy kitten, huh?

Heh. Yeah.

I am, um, half asleep.

Do you wanna wake me up?

Yes, definitely.

Um...

Are you wearing any underwear?

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