Hellbenders Page #3

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following a chain of arson and murder

across the Netherlands

committed in the name of Surtr.

We had expected a return.

We had no idea

how bad it would get.

Oh, monkey f***!

I think he looks like

a pretty good pope.

If you like secular Philistine

money-changing cocksuckers.

I think he looks nice.

Everything is going to change.

Doorbell!

I'll get it. I'll get it.

Doorbell!

Yeah, yeah.

Hello, I'm Clint LaPierre.

I am here under the auspices of

the Brooklyn Diocese.

Oh, welcome, welcome.

Please.

Everyone, this is Clint.

The Bishop sent him.

What's good, Clint?

I need to speak to

the senior deacon.

Yeah, you do not want

to talk to Angus, man.

What's that smell?

Did you know there was

never any super heroes named Clint?

Did you?

I need to speak to

whosever in charge.

There's a new Holy Father

and the Bishop has

received orders directly from the top.

We have to clean our house...

Shut up. Shut up.

...and you, Augustine

Hellbound Saints.

There's next to nothing

in the official records.

So, again...

Who's in charge?

Uh...

This guy right here.

He is the man.

Hi.

Reverend Stephen Vargas.

You can call me Stephen.

Reverend. The Rev.

Just rub that in, that's lotion.

This way.

This way. This way.

Can I go down on you?

No.

Come on!

I will.

How do you do?

Thirty years... Sh*t!

He's 30 years off!

Angus, I'd like to

introduce you to...

Get this cocksucker

out of my sight.

What?

I'm working!

Who do you think

you're talking...

Who does he think

he is talking to?

I can spot a cocksucker

in a lineup.

That guy is as good as

wearing a crotch wool vandyke.

Where's Larry?

Larry!

I just can't sit at home

thinking about what you are doing here.

I already have...

Oh, baby, come on. No, no, no.

No, I already have too many directions

that I can backslide into.

Sh*t, I just...

Larry! Yeah, of course

I want you at home.

Larry, look, I need your eyes.

I'm in the middle of

something right now.

Weinberg said he was

trying to summon Surtr.

S-U-R-T-R.

The architect of Ragnarok,

the old Norse Apocalypse,

would be specifically

targeting men of God.

But the enumerating

cocksucker f***ed the math!

It should have shown up

30 years ago!

Now, this part...

What's he talking about?

Old gods.

Worse than demons or the damned.

Larry...

Old gods? That's...

That's blasphemous!

That's our job, you android.

What are you doing?

What am I doing?

I am on the seduction

message board.

It's about how

if you insult a girl,

but then you give her

an expensive gift,

then she is honor bound to

let you go down on her.

Or did you mean the thing

with the brick?

Oh, I am conditioning my knuckles for

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