Head of the Family Page #3

Synopsis: Lance and Loretta are having a torrid affair behind her husband Howard's back. The problem is that Howard is brutal thug who is bound to catch the cheating pair sooner or later. To solve this problem, the lovers hatch a plan involving the Stackpoole family: a collection of misshapen freaks who waylay unsuspecting travellers and dissect them in gruesome experiments. Unfortunately, things don't go quite according to plan.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Charles Band
Production: Full Moon
 
IMDB:
5.3
R
Year:
1996
82 min
73 Views


You know, if you don't, one day

he's going to do it to the both

of us and that's a

God fearing fact.

Yeah, I know, I

know its-- holy sh*t.

What the hell?

You must took a wrong turn.

Honey, there ain't no

turns off this highway.

Would you look at this?

Some sort of fence or something.

Somebody dragged this across

the road, that's what it is.

It's goddamn stupid of them.

Oh, this is some kind

of weird bullshit.

That's the road to

Stackpool place,

I'm going to go check it out.

You wait in the car?

Lance, you be careful now.

Careful is my

credo, wait in the car.

[ Noise ]

Loretta, we got to go.

Go and leave that

there like that, honey?

Somebody making an accident.

I think somebody

already has candy lips.

[ Noise ]

What was it, Lance?

What did you see back there?

I saw the light,

honey, I saw the light.

What the heck?

Don't worry, young man.

What?

I've done this before.

What?

Many times, Otis.

Wait, wait, wait,

wait, wait, no.

[ Noise ]

Snow, snow, snow,

snow, snow, snow, snow--

[ Noise ]

[ Inaudible Discussion ]

Where in the same

hill have you been?

I ain't seen you since

the day before yesterday.

Not to worry, Susie, my dear.

Oh, we're in my back side me

and Rey had been

running this place alone.

Shoot Lance, I thought

somebody was sprinkling lime

on what was left of you.

Well, I just had a little

business to attend to out

of town, a very important

business.

It's going to make

all the difference.

Every thing is going

to be peaches

and cream from here on out.

Perfect timing, see, that's

exactly what I was looking for.

Lance, don't you mess

with them Stackpools.

Mess with them?

I ain't go mess with

them, honey.

It's business.

Well, hey there Wheeler,

Otis, and Ernestina.

Look, I was wondering

if I could--

I was wondering if I could

talk to you for just a second,

so hold on right there.

All right, that's fine, you want

to act like a bunch of retards,

go ahead but I know what

you're up to, did you hear me?

I know about that

[inaudible] you guys set

up across the road and, oh,

Otis, man, I know what you did

to that truck hunk of love.

Unless you want me to go to the

law, well, I suggest you talk

to me 'cause, well, you go and

talk to me sooner or later.

All right, you want to

play rough the way you do

with hunk of love.

Well, I wouldn't do that if I

were you unless you want to go

to jail, you move it, get up.

All right now,

what are you going to have

to talk to me sooner or

later, book on that, freaks.

[ Noise ]

Oh, sh*t,

watch the PJs, big gorilla.

You come now.

All right, that's

what I had in mind,

just let me get some shoes.

All right, all right.

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