He Never Died Page #4

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What happened between you two?

Do you know how long your

mother and I were together?

I can't say I do.

A month, no, less.

Really?

Yeah.

Were you married before Mom?

- Yes.

- Really?

More than twice.

Are you guys ready?

I am, are you?

I've been ready.

- Cara!

- Yeah?

Phone.

Ugh, yeah, I'll be right there.

Sorry, so did you guys play bingo today?

Sure did.

Anybody win?

Nobody wins in bingo.

I could go for being buzzed.

Okay.

Can I borrow your car?

Yeah, you should ask that

after the buzzed comment.

I can?

I don't have a car.

Right, what do you need a car

for when you only go three places.

That's the idea.

You all right?

Yeah. Yeah.

- I don't see anything.

- Let's go.

Where are you going?

Be back in a minute.

Okay.

Jesus f***ing Christ, that's

gotta be a f***ing record.

I saw him drink it.

I'm just glad he didn't

kick it at the diner.

All right, let's go.

Aw, man, he's heavy.

The metal we f***ing

wrapped him in doesn't help.

F***ing tired, been up too long.

Agh!

Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t, sh*t,

did that just f***ing happen?

Whoa, no, no, he's gonna

come back up, all right?

Come on, Larry, a**hole. Swim back up.

Swim on up, a**hole!

F***, what do we dive in after him?

You f***ing dive in.

It's f***ing freezing, man!

They're gonna be askin'

us what happened to Larry.

What are we supposed to say then, Steve?

What are we supposed to say

f***ing happened to Larry?

You gotta dive in!

No. No, I'm not doing it.

You're right, I'm sorry.

I've been cruel to...

Get the f*** in the water, Steve!

Agh! My eye!

Whoa, whoa, is that him?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, come on, it's not him.

Who the hell else is it

gonna be, you d*ckhead.

It doesn't even f***ing look like him!

Why are you even questioning

this? Of course, it's him.

Sh*t...

You gotta be f***ing kidding me.

He's gotta be on uppers

or bath salts or something.

- All right, go shoot him.

- I'm not going out there.

- There's no way I'm stepping out of this vehicle.

- My eye...

We should go, we should go, we should go.

Oh, god, why is he looking at me like that?

Oh, god, oh, god, chill

out, chill out, man!

No, no, no! Oh god, oh god, oh god.

What happened?

Rain.

It's not raining.

It was about three miles west of here.

Where were you? I mean, The Weather

Channel said nothing about water?

I took a walk.

When you left, you didn't say where

you were going and I mean now...

You have to go now.

What?

Leave.

Now?

Yes, now... in the next 60 seconds.

Wait, what's going on?

Get out of my house.

Seriously?

Yes.

I don't understand, why? What's going...

Get out, you un-aborted brat.

I don't want you here. No one wants you.

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