He Never Died

Synopsis: Jack's in a rut. Depression and severe anti-social behavior has whittled down his existence to sleeping and watching television. He spends his days in a diner, playing church bingo and sleeping. When some hired thugs show up Jack's life is stirred up and the question of his existence comes to light.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Director(s): Jason Krawczyk
Production: Alternate Ending Studios
  3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
99 min


Oh, I...

Thank you. How you doing today, Jack?

What time is it?

It'll soon be 2:
00. Yeah.

How about the day?

Excuse me?

What day is it?

It's the fourth!


No, it's Tuesday.

All right.

Now you take care. I don't think you're...

Seven, six, five, four...

...for main engine

start, main engine start.

America's first space

shuttle, as the shuttle has cleared the tower.

He's got the whole

world in his hands

He's got the whole

world in his hands

He's got the whole

world in his hands

He's got the whole

wide world in his hands

He's got the wh...


How long have I been asleep?

I don't know how I would know that?

Makes sense.

So, how've you been?


That look good to you?


Hey, I heard through the grapevine

that, um, you used to work for Miller?


Well, is that true?


- Really?

- Yeah.

Well, um, I just wanted to tell you...

that my internship is gonna

be over in two weeks and...

I'll find another intern.

Where are you gonna find another intern?

Money... people like money.

Alrighty then, worked on me.

Oh yeah, I actually won't

be able to do Thursday.

So, maybe we can connect

tomorrow? You know, same time?

- Okay.

- Thanks.

You know, discreet's the way to go.

The whole reason why I can't do Friday...

is my sister has this big orientation

thing and you know, I gotta be...


Uh... uh...



How was your meeting with Jeremy?


Wow... great.

Oh, okay... okay.


you and Jeremy meet often?


Oh, yeah, well, we're looking for him...

so maybe you should join us for a ride.

I'm okay.

Oh, yeah, you know what?

That's not really an option.

- Don't.

- What?


You want trouble you got it

Aw, my balls!



If you want trouble

And if you want trouble

When you want trouble

If you want trouble

Trouble If you want trouble

Hey, Jack.

Oh, my god, what happened to your hand?

And your eyes?


pepper spray.

Somebody maced you?

Yeah, mace.


It was an accident.

My landlord thought I was

robbing my own apartment.

Really? Isn't your

landlord, like, 90 years old?

Yeah, but she's spry.

And then, uh, I fell on a glass.

Hm, can I get you some ice for that?

No, I'm fine.

Um, do you know what you want to order?


- That's it?

- Yeah.

Do you have anything on the

agenda for later tonight?

Nothing... sleeping, so, no.

Um, something to drink?

Hot tea.

Right... okay.

If you want trouble

If you want trouble Trouble

If you want trouble


Jack? Is that you?


Why are you calling me, Gillian?

I remember hating you.

Shut the f*ck

up! I need you to go pick up Andrea...

before she gets into a car and...

Who's Andrea?

My kid... she

came by your place earlier today.

I'm hanging up.

No, no, no,

she just called from a pay phone...

and she said she's coming home soon.

I don't want to her driving drunk.

You're the only guy around there I know.

Gillian, I don't know

what you're talking about.


Repeating the name doesn't help.

Andrea, you dumb

f*ck, she said she saw you this afternoon.

Hello? Hello?

She was here.

I know. But she's out

drinking now, because you said or did...

something that sent her

up the fucking wall.

I opened the door and

she ran off. That's it.

You fucked it up, Jack.

I don't even know what I did.


just wanted to meet you.


Take a guess.

I hate you.

F*ck you, Jack.

Abortions cost about

$300. You could afford one.

Just pick her up, please.

Where is she again?

Do you

remember that bar, Crackles?

What do I do with her?

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