Hateship Loveship Page #4

There's no time to dance

sex in the air, on the

sex in the air, on the

beach

Beach

what you waiting for?

What you waiting for?

Time to sip some more

Time to sip some more

did you have a good day?

Did you have a good day?

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. Thank you.

Red margaritas

Red margaritas

f***ed-up senoritas

F***ed-up senoritas

oh, mama Mia

I waited for you to open it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

"Dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just"

"dear Mr. Ken gaudette, I just

thought I would write and send"

thought I would write and send

my thanks to you for the nice

my thanks to you for the nice

things you said in your note, in

things you said in your note, in

which you included in your

"which you included in your

daughter's note..."

daughter's note..."

ever hear of grammar?

Ever hear of grammar?

"I'm grateful for you saying."

"I'm grateful for you saying

that since some people feel that"

that since some people feel that

a person like me that they do

a person like me that they do

not know the... the background

"not know the... the background

of is beyond the pale."

"Of is beyond the pale." What?

What? This doesn't make sense.

This doesn't make sense.

She capitalized "beyond the"

she capitalized "beyond the

pale."

Pale."

Isn't that... that means,

isn't that... that means,

like, the other side of the

like, the other side of the

tracks.

Tracks. Ah, ah.

Ah, ah.

"I was born in ames, but my."

"I was born in ames, but my

mother and my brother and me"

mother and my brother and me

moved to twin view heights when

"moved to twin view heights when

I was a girl."

"I was a girl." No.

No. Blah, blah.

Blah, blah. Pbht.

Pbht.

"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."

"Then I cared for Mrs. willits."

Blah, blah.

Blah, blah.

"I'm afraid I've bored you long.

Enough."

You can say that again.

You can say that again.

No kidding.

No kidding.

"Thank you for your good"

"thank you for your good

opinion and for taking me to the"

opinion and for taking me to the

restaurant.

Restaurant.

It was a pleasure to be

it was a pleasure to be

included.

"Included.

Your friend, johanna parry."

Your friend, johanna parry."

Say something about her

say something about her

beautiful hair.

Beautiful hair.

This has to be realistic.

This has to be realistic.

"I was so happy to see that you."

"I was so happy to see that you

underlined 'your friend.'"

underlined 'your friend.'

Someone like me, with a

someone like me, with a

checkered past, could use all

checkered past, could use all

the friends he can get.

The friends he can get.

Sometimes I think, 'who is my

sometimes I think, 'who is my

friend?'

"friend?'

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