Hateship Loveship Page #3

against some doll she slept

against some doll she slept

with.

With.

Do you think Stevie's ever

do you think Stevie's ever

had sex?

Had sex? I heard he screwed

I heard he screwed

Robin Simpson with his socks on.

Robin Simpson with his socks on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

So, what do you think about?

So, what do you think about?

How do you do it?

How do you do it? Shut up.

Shut up.

What? It's totally normal.

What? It's totally normal.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

'Cause you're my best friend,

'cause you're my best friend,

I'll tell you.

I'll tell you.

My parents have a handheld

my parents have a handheld

shower in their bathroom, so

shower in their bathroom, so

whenever I'm alone in the

whenever I'm alone in the

house...

house... okay, thank you!

Okay, thank you! Tmi! No more.

Tmi! No more.

What? It's totally normal.

What? It's totally normal.

Everyone does it.

Everyone does it.

Totally normal.

Totally normal.

It is.

It is. Hold on a second!

Hold on a second!

Um, I don't know.

Um, I don't know.

Let me just...

let me just... get... get that.

Get... get that. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Just...

Just...

God, she's so annoying.

God, she's so annoying.

Do you think she heard?

Do you think she heard?

Come in!

Come in!

Go real hard

Go real hard

go hard, baby

Go hard, baby

you the best

You the best

the kings in the club like

the kings in the club like

we love chess

We love chess

my queens in the club 'cause

my queens in the club 'cause

I love chests

I love chests

I told grandpa I'd clean up

I told grandpa I'd clean up

later.

Later. Um, I need your father's

um, I need your father's

address.

Address. Why?

Why? I have a card for him.

I have a card for him. Why?

Why? I'm just responding to the

I'm just responding to the

note that he wrote me.

Note that he wrote me.

What you waiting for?

What you waiting for?

Drinkin' cocktails like...

Drinkin' cocktails like...

you know, I'm going right by

you know, I'm going right by

the post office.

The post office.

I can mail that for you.

I can mail that for you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Oh, it's not a problem at

oh, it's not a problem at all.

All. I go right by there, so...

I go right by there, so...

There you go.

There you go.

Clubs and bars just for one

clubs and bars just for one

reason, tongue needing

Reason, tongue needing

coke and rum meetings, love

coke and rum meetings, love

squeezing, liquor by the

squeezing, liquor by the

bottle...

Bottle... see you tomorrow.

See you tomorrow. Bye.

Bye. Bye.

Bye. They buyin' drinks like

they buyin' drinks like

they buyin' minks

They buyin' minks

there's no time to dance

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