Harte Jungs Page #3

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Nothing much. Only...

Fly's pecker has been

talking to him.

Hey! Wait a minute...!

Entire sentences?

How come you had to go

and broadcast it to everyone?

What does he say to you?

Stuff... I don't know.

I guess mostly he gives me advice.

Cool!

Is he good at math?

I could use some help

with my homework.

Awesome, dude.

My banana doesn't speak to me.

That's because you don't have one.

It's understandable.

Sshh, can it Sean.

We have a 'babe-alert'

Oh, my God!

She's a bomb!

My sister said Leone slept

with the entire football team.

You b*tch.

I'm going to sign up for football.

At that second it struck me

like a flash of lightning.

This was that special girl

mom was talking about.

There's our flowerpot.

Leone... even her name

sounded like sweet music.

Leone

Hey, bonerhead, wake up.

Let's follow her.

Just put one foot in front of

the other. It's called walking.

Look out, here comes Kye.

/Move it, geek!

I suppose you heard what

Kye did to Kevin last Monday.

No, what?

He held the guy over

the dirtiest toilet in school,

It hadn't been cleaned in forty years

and he gave the kid a 'swirly'

He even tried to flush him down.

You know what that was all about?

Because Kevin looked at

Leone a little too long.

That was all?

Do you plan to

say anything, Sparky?

I have no words.

You have no words for what?

To describe how I feel.

Oh, yeah.

I'm a theatre fan myself.

Say what?

Oh, Romeo and Juliet.

That's right. I play Juliet.

She's the tragic heroine that

everyone falls in love with.

Remember, it's this weekend?

Will you be going?

Go on and touch them.

They're probably real.

Yep, they're real. How about a kiss?

Hey, that doesn't go in your mouth.

Aaw, just when things were

getting interesting.

So, my name's Leone.

What's yours?

What?

Frenchy?

Oh, you're French. How nice.

Oh, I just love French.

Say something to me in French.

That's so romantic.

Are you ok?

Are you interested in

becoming a stage performer?

Yes yes yes!

A stage performer?

Say yes!

Oh, yeah. It's my hobby.

But I seldom get a chance to

show off my talent any more.

Well, you're in luck.

Kevin, our under-study for Romeo

just left the show.

Kevin?

I don't think so.

For me

Please?

My parents aren't home Friday

so come to the house.

We can practice undisturbed.

Just the two of us. We'll have fun.

Ooo, fun fun fun.

Ok.

On Friday, there's a full moon.

What?

You know, a 'full moon'.

A big boy like you

doesn't need an encyclopedia

to know what that means.

/Uh, no, of course not.

Ok, that's enough.

Hi, Kye. This is my new friend.

He's willing to help me with my lines.

He'll come over Friday and we'll

practice them together.

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