Harte Jungs Page #2

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Let me handle this, Petra.

Y'see, Florian... it's all biological.

The human body is

like any well-oiled machine.

The heart pumps blood

into all the vital organs.

And then, when the man is

excited by the woman...

Because he is

so in love with that woman...

Well, a lot of blood

rushes down to his...

...wee-wee.

I mean, this isn't a woman

that the man has met casually

just walking down the street.

He's dreamed about her his whole life.

In fact he wants to tie the knot.

Petra, would you stop interrupting?

We're not discussing marriage here.

This is biology.

I don't want him to think

he can have these feelings lightly.

You feel this way about girls

who are very very special.

Now, as I was saying

the blood is pumped...

and the wee-wee gets larger...

and larger... and closer and...

What your father is attempting to

say is that the man puts his we-wee

...he puts it into

the woman's flowerpot.

It's better if you stay out of this.

Why is that?

Because you're confusing him.

Where did you get 'flowerpot'?

Well, your 'wee-wee' sounds

like a piglet in a nursery-rhyme.

Look, Florian

what we're trying to say is

this thing between your legs is...

...not only used just to

go to the toilet.

It's like a very good friend.

You have your whole life ahead of you.

Life is like a long road-trip

and it can be a lonely

one at times.

So it's nice to have

a dear friend along for

the company and support.

Parents mean well

but this was serious.

So I decided to consult

the most manly guy at school.

If Coach didn't know

what was wrong with me

I knew no-one would.

I'm tuned-in. Son.

I know exactly what's happening.

Many guys experience

what you're going through.

I'm not unique?

That's right.

And you mustn't go through

life always being ashamed. In fact

for many years, I was ashamed.

You were?

Are you anxious

about your problem?

Yeah, well, sort of.

It wants to control me.

I hear it telling me to...

Listen, none of that matters.

Don't forget.

Homosexuality is totally normal.

And you are normal.

Thanks for your help.

I was getting nowhere, fast.

The only person I had left to talk

to was my best friend Red Bull.

All I can say is it is

definitely about time, Fly. Here.

Are you positive?

No question. If your willy hadn't

started talking to you with

all these women running around

then I'd be really

worried about you, Fly.

Yeah, but

he's totally driving me

bughouse, dude.

I mean how can I get him to shut up?

Why rock the boat?

Just let him talk.

Like kids my age I go to school.

And like most kids

my age I have no choice.

But my friends and

I make the best of it.

What's up with you guys?

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