Harold and Maude Page #6
- PG
- Year:
- 1971
- 91 min
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Maude is now sitting next to Harold.
MAUDE:
I'll never understand this mania
for black. I mean no one sends
black flowers, do they? Black
flowers are dead flowers and who
funeral? It's change!
(fluttery laugh)
How absurd.
Her eye catches a dour portrait of the Blessed Virgin and
Child on a pillar. With one swoop she takes a felt pen
from Harold's breast pocket and draws on the painting a
bright and cheery smile.
Harold is stunned.
MAUDE:
There, that's better. They never
give the poor thing a chance to
laugh. Heaven knows she has a lot
to be happy about. In fact...
(she looks thought-
fully around the
church)
- they all have a lot to be happy
about. Excuse me.
40INSERTS
The faces of four somber statue saints.
MAUDE (v.o.)
An unhappy saint is a contradiction
in terms.
An anxious Harold stands while Maude puts the top back on
his pen. Maude smiles and gestures at a crucifix.
MAUDE:
And why do they keep on about
that? You'd think no one ever
read the end of the story.
She exits grandly with Harold's pen. Harold follows.
42INSERTS
FOUR QUICK CUTS of the saints' faces. They all have
delightfully ridiculous smiles drawn on their faces.
43CLOSEUP - PRIEST
In the same rhythm we have a FIFTH CUT - the returning
priest who is dropped dead by what he sees.
MAUDE:
It's a question of emphasis, you
might say. Accentuate the positive,
so to speak.
HAROLD:
Eh, could I have my pen back now,
please?
MAUDE:
Oh, of course. What is your name?
HAROLD:
Harold Chasen.
MAUDE:
How do you do? I am Dame Marjorie
Chardin, but you may call me Maude.
HAROLD:
Nice to meet you.
MAUDE:
Oh, thank you. I think we shall
be great friends, don't you?
Maude takes a great ring of keys from her purse, selects
one of them, and opens the door of the car at the curb.
MAUDE:
Can I drop you anywhere, Harold?
HAROLD:
(quickly)
No, thank you. I have my car.
MAUDE:
Well then, I must be off.
(she gets in)
We shall have to meet again.
She revs up the motor and looks over at Harold.
MAUDE:
Do you dance?
HAROLD:
What?
MAUDE:
Do you sing and dance?
HAROLD:
Eh, no.
MAUDE:
No.
(she smiles)
I thought not.
With a great screech of burning rubber Maude drives down
the street just as the priest comes up to Harold. They
both watch her squeal around the corner.
PRIEST:
(totally mystified)
That woman... She took my car.
Harold is sitting in a chair. His mother enters and sits
down at the desk.
MRS. CHASEN
I have here, Harold, the forms sent
out by the National Computer Dating
Service. It seems to me that as
you do not get along with the
daughters of my friends this is the
best way for you to find a
prospective wife.
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