Happy Funeral Director Page #4

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My son goes here.

You're married?

I had no choice.

I dated a girl during highschool

and she got knocked up.

You know Jaehyon? Say hello.

Mom.

These guys work with me.

They are law-abiding citizens.

Yeah, I can see.

I'm Pan Cheol Ku.

We're like brothers.

- Please call us if anyone dies.

- What's this?

Does your family

still have that funeral parlor?

My grandfather is an undertaker.

We have a lot of wars.

I'm sure someone will die.

Oh, please call us.

People die when the time comes.

Let's help each other out.

Sir, the 5-way gang is here.

What are those jerks doing here?

You don't suppose they'll start a fight

at a children's meeting.

Next, is the village relay.

Mr. Kim, get those kids lined up.

You kids eating over there, get in line.

Hurry, hurry.

I'm from Nakcheon Funeral Home.

Hello, call us.

Sir, those a**holes want to have a fight.

What? At a children's Sports outing?

We don't have enough people,

should I ask your friends?

Just tell'em we'll make'em

our exclusive undertaker for 10 years.

- Jaehyon!

- Come here.

We'll give you a good deal, call us.

Hello?

Is this the funeral parlor?

I saw your ad.

No, this is a private home.

Oh no, right, this is the funeral parlor.

- Are you sure?

- Yes. Who's calling?

Here? This is the public cemetery.

I'm a ghost.

Who is this!

I told you I'm a ghost.

You son-of-a-b*tch! Who is this!

Is this the funeral parlor?

Yeah, a**hole.

Is this the public cemetery?

- And you're a ghost, right?

- Yes, this is Seongseong-Ri.

Next to the public cemetery.

Myungja's mother died.

She died?

Who is it?

Seongseong-ri, Myungja's Mother died.

Someone died?

Hurry before someone else Gets there.

Jaehyon, you go and hang our lantern.

The undertaker that hangs

his lantern first gets to do the job.

You go and get Daesik. Hurry.

Get things ready.

Who's that? Looks like an undertaker.

- What?

- Hurry. Go faster.

- Pedal harder.

- I am.

Who is that?

- Get off.

- What?

Your weight,

the bike's not going any faster.

What did you say?

I said the bike's not moving

cause you're too heavy.

How can I get off when we're moving?

Jump off.

He's catching up.

Hurry. Jump off.

Now!

Hey, you jerk. Take the lantern.

I'm from Nakcheon Funeral Parlor.

She's been dead for over 10 days.

She lived alone for 10 years.

Loneliness was her problem.

She killed herself.

Take that knife out first.

Oh, he fainted.

What are you doing? Get some water.

This isn't scary at all.

Why did Jaehyon faint?

Oh, my, you want to take that knife

with you?

You have to straighten the body,

before it gets stiff.

It's too late. Do your best.

God, you scared me.

Hey, come on, it's not scary at all.

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