Happy Funeral Director Page #3

---

I saw the funeral parlor

and thought this was it.

This was what I could do for my children.

Jaehyon, I have to become an undertaker.

Jaehyon, you're a real ass.

Cheol Ku here has to...

become an undertaker.

Oh, what did I do?

You put the store Up for sale!

Oh, I...

Let's the three of us Give it a good shot.

Why don't the two of you

give it a good shot.

I'm going to Seoul.

What are you going to do In Seoul?

Last time you went,

you came back with a bunch of debts.

What are you looking at?

I heard you were Selling flowers.

They don't sell well. Nobody buys them.

I already wore out two brooms.

All I do is to clean the store.

Come on in, have some coffee.

Coffee? No, I have to Got somewhere.

Some other time. See you.

- How many can you eat?

- 15.

- What about you?

- 6.

A person I know got beat up

while boiling ramen noodles.

- Why?

- He burst the egg yolk.

- Why ramen is ramen?

- I don't know.

Would you eat that?

Would you eat that?

- You know what this is?

- No.

Open ramen.

- You know what this is?

- No.

Unopened ramen.

- Do you know what this is?

- Chicken egg.

- Oh, I spit in it.

- Let's put it in.

Aren't you sleeping?

I thought you went to Seoul.

Your father didn't want to become

an undertaker either.

But he thought it was good after a while.

It's not a big deal.

Hey, you want to have a drink?

Go to sleep.

Becoming an undertaker

becomes better with time.

I took care of so many corpses.

I wonder who'll take care of mine.

It would be nice if my grandson did.

You brat...

Go to sleep.

Yeah.

I don't have many days left.

I'll give you money tomorrow,

pay back your debts.

And if you really don't want to do this,

you don't have to.

There are more than 30 kinds of biers.

There's those for the rich

and those for the poor.

Put some more flowers for the rich

and less for the poor.

These flowers only cost about 5 Won each.

Hammer a nail here and put up the frame.

Put it up like this.

And it falls.

You didn't nail this side.

I know, I was going to tell you.

Hey, don't laugh.

This is no fun. Got any beer left? Move.

These are shrouds.

Where are you going?

They're all shrouds.

No, these are expensive ones,

these are average.

And those are really cheap.

Jerk. Why are you laughing?

Hey, look at that person over there.

He's the one who sews up corpses

that are ripped up.

He earns 6 million Won a month.

6 million?

Just by sewing up bodies?

Wow, isn't that great?

He looks great.

They're having a sports outing

at the school.

Let's go give these out there.

Hey, it's so nice to see you.

I thought you were in Seoul

working in a beauty parlor.

Oh, hey, Seong Ku.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes