Happy Birthday Page #4
- What's the real Mexico?
- You boys wanna go
to a cockfight?
- Whoo!
- Pretty cool, huh?
- No. I hate chickens.
- You and Herzog. Thought these
things were just urban legend.
- Hell no, man. This is the real
Mexico! Mexico es magico!
Ain't that right, Caballo?
been born here,
but they couldn't find
three wise men or a virgin.
- Come on, man. Let's go back
to Zona Norte, huh?
- Come on, cowboy.
Thought you guys wanted
to have a night to remember?
- Seriously, Brady,
it's your f***ing birthday.
Live a little.
- It's your birthday? Sh*t.
Feliz Cumpleanos, man!
- Texican here, he's gonna
get you so Jodido,
people are gonna mistake
you for Stephen Hawking.
- We can't do that, man.
Okay? We're in Mexico.
All right, we're gonna get
our f***ing kidneys stolen.
- Gentlemen, look,
you have my word,
Caballo here, you got
no worries, that's his job.
358 to me, 142 to Caballo.
We do this sh*t all the time.
He's f***in' liquid around here.
Esta es mi hombre de la mierda!
15 years, me and Caballo,
we come down here,
meet tourists, take them out,
they have the time
of their life.
Go home safe and sound.
I haven't lost a' one.
- Look, I don't know you, man,
okay? How can I trust you?
You got like a website
or something?
- Boom.
I'm as American as blue jeans,
Budweiser
and James motherfuckin' Cameron.
Caballo's my half-cousin.
I come down here on weekends
to meet guys like you, make
money. It's a buyers' market.
- You see that? We're fine.
This guy's a f***ing
government official!
It's 100% safe. Come on.
Come on.
- Yeah!
- Kill that f***ing thing!
- Bathroom, now!
- Bao, thattaway.
All-inclusive.
- This just feels too easy, man.
I mean, the guy just appears
out of nowhere
with his giant freak
of a sidekick
he shows us some I.D.,
and then we go with him.
- Dude, you saw his I.D.,
it's legit.
- No. No, it looks like
he made it at a los Kinkos.
- Dude, look, do you remember
that time I ended up
in Compton smokin' crack
in that hotel with that hooker
with the giant bush
and pancake tits,
looked like she was straight
out of national geographic?
- Yeah. Right.
- Right?
People f***in' love that story.
This night has to top that.
Do you got that?
That night, this night.
That night, this night.
Okay? Stay focused.
This night.
Come on, let's have fun.
- Okay, you're good,
you're good, you're good,
you're good, you're good,
you're good.
I'm not good. I'm not good.
Tommy. Tommy, hold on, man.
Listen.
- Hey, hey, look.
It's your birthday.
I'm your best friend.
And I promise I won't let
anything happen to you.
Okay?
- All right. Yeah.
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