Hansel & Gretel Get Baked Page #3

Synopsis: The pothead Ashton Crawford and his girlfriend Gretel are smoking in her room special marijuana called Black Forest supplied by the drug dealer Manny and produced by an old lady named Agnes that lives in Pasadena. Gretel's brother Hansel arrives home and Gretel tells that she will bake gingerbread cookie while Ashton will go directly to Agnes to buy more Black Forest. However Agnes is a witch and captures Ash to eat his flesh and drain his youth to maintain youth. Gretel seeks her boyfriend out and suspects of Agnes, but the police officers Ritter and Hart do not give credit to her words since Ritter knows that Ash is a pothead. Meanwhile the gang that supplies weed to Manny learns that he is selling Black Forest to his costumers and they threaten him and their leader Jorge sends a message to Agnes through Manny. However, the drug dealer is turned into a zombie by Agnes and Jorge and his gang pay a visit to her and are also turned into zombies. Soon Gretel and Manny's girlfriend Bianca
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Duane Journey
Production: Tribeca Films
  1 nomination.
 
IMDB:
4.3
TV-MA
Year:
2013
86 min
Website
107 Views


Now I really need to make sure you

girls come back soon,

And you tell all of

your sorority sisters.

Oh, we will.

Excuse me, I'm looking for agnes.

That's me, how can I help you?

I was wondering if you've seen my

boyfriend, ashton.

Is he missing?

Yeah, he came by here to get some stuff

and never came back.

Oh, no, I would definitely remember

such a tasty, pretty young man.

But manny told me

he gave ash your address.

Oh, well, I'm sure

he's gonna turn up.

I've looked everywhere, guess I'll have

to go to the police now, thank you.

Oh, hey!

Yeah but I...

Why don't you just come on in,

and we'll just talk about it.

So kind of you.

It's the least I can do.

Just make yourself at home.

Thank you.

What's your name, dearie?

Gretel.

That's german.

That's where I'm from.

Now, here we go,

Here we go, here we go,

here we go.

Just a little bit of tea,

will make anything feel a lot better.

You know, I just don't understand him.

Why won't he call me back?

Boys will be boys.

Come on, you need to really have your tea

before it gets cold.

Do you have any sugar?

Surely.

One or two?

Two please.

for the love of god...

What?

Eh, just a little knock,

I'll be right back.

It's probably just

my brother, Hansel.

just keep a little bit

of an eye on her.

You must be Hansel.

What took you so long?

Nearly had to go to colorado

to find a spot.

Or you could have just parked

in my driveway.

Your driveway, yeah, okay.

Would have been easier.

So has she seen ashton?

No.

That's definitely

gotta be cold by now.

Let me just put on a fresh new pot,

It will only take me a minute.

Okay.

We should really be going.

It will just take me a minute.

I'm sorry, I need to find my boyfriend,

not sit around drinking tea.

Gretel.

Look, I'm really just trying to help.

She's just under a lot of stress

from looking for her boyfriend.

I think I just need

to take her home,

But, thank you for your time, we're sorry

to have troubled you.

There's no trouble.

I love having young people around.

Thank you.

You know it'd be nice, if you could be

a little more supportive.

You're adopted.

Good boy, franz.

I met your girlfriend.

She's very beautiful,

and so young.

It's just a curse,

growing old.

Fortunately for you,

You don't have to.

Mmm, this is better.

So, let me get this straight.

Your boyfriend went out to

get something,

Which you won't say what it is

And then he didn't return.

How long ago was that?

About 24 hours ago,

right, Hansel?

Yeah, uh, I mean,

give or take an hour.

What were you two fighting about?

We weren't fighting.

He went out to get some stuff,

And never came back.

Would that "stuff"

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