Hannah Montana: Keeping It Real Page #3

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Doesn't taste like bread.

That's because it's cow pancreas.

(COUGHS)

And it's yummy.

Trey, l forgot to mention,

next week, we're taking the private jet

to London for a gala with the Queen.

Perhaps your little friend

would like to come.

Have you ever been on a plane, dear?

Yes, ma'am, l have.

l'm sorry.

l meant one that doesn't spray crops.

All right, Mother, that's enough.

You're darn tootin' that's enough!

Not only have l been on a jet,

l have already met the Queen.

ln fact, l sang The Other Side of Me

for her and her granddaughter.

-Really?

-Really?

Really?

Who wants dessert?

Oh, no, l'd much rather hear about

how you sang for the Queen.

Well, it wasn't just me,

it was my school.

ln London.

Where l went to school.

ln London.

-Which school?

-Hogwarts.

Miley, where are you going with this?

l'll tell you when l get there.

Why were you living in London?

My daddy worked there as a...

Diplomat?

Okay.

Diplomat! Very impressive.

We'd love to meet him.

Well, we will most definitely

have to do that

in the very near or distant future.

Oh, no, there's no time like the present,

my dear, let's go right now.

-Now?

-Now.

Unless you have a problem with that?

No!

No problem at all.

l've just got to go powder my nose.

Very shiny.

You know what l mean, girl.

(PHONE DlALlNG)

Daddy, my date's parents

want to come and meet you.

-Now.

-Now?

Yeah, and they're kind of snobby,

so if you could, you know,

clean up around the house,

fluff the pillows, flush the toilets,

pick the hair out of the soap,

that kind of thing.

Okay. Well, it's going

to take a little more than that.

Dad, one more thing, l kind of

almost blew the Hannah secret,

so l'm gonna have to ask you

one more teeny-tiny little favor.

We're home!

Welcome to Stewart Manor!

Har har!

Sweet niblets.

Father, Brother, meet the Harrises.

Please, call me William.

Jolly good!

And l'm Jeanette.

Good show!

l'm Trey.

-Jolly good show!

-Jolly good show!

That's odd. They speak with

an English accent and you don't.

Yes. They do.

And there is a very simple explanation

for that. Right, Father?

Of course. Tell them, Jackson!

She had a nanny!

From Nashville!

Who made her watch reruns

of The Beverly Hillbillies.

On the telly!

Now that was a jolly good show!

Okay, this has been lovely!

Thanks for the ride home!

Don't be silly, we just arrived.

Let's all get to know each other!

Oh, capital idea!

You come with me, young thing!

Har har!

(EXCLAlMS)

-Remember how you said you like me?

-Yeah.

-Hold on to that.

-Right.

So there we are, Prince William

on my left, Prince Harry on my right,

and the fox just in front of us.

Well, l crept right up to that

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