Handsome Harry Page #4

- GOOD THING.

- AND I DON'T THINK

SHE GIVES A F***.

- HI.

- JUDY, HARRY SWEENEY.

THIS IS MY WIFE, JUDY.

- NICE TO MEET YOU, HARRY.

- NICE TO MEET YOU.

- DID YOU BRING YOUR WIFE?

- UH, NO.

I--I'M DIVORCED.

- OH, I'M SORRY.

HOW LONG?

- UH, TEN YEARS, GIVE OR TAKE.

- LOOK, GUYS, WHY DON'T WE

DO SOME CATCHING UP INSIDE,

NOT OUT HERE ON THE PORCH.

FOLLOW ME.

- YOU'RE OUR FIRST GUEST, HARRY.

- YOU STOPPED ANSWERING

MY CHRISTMAS CARDS.

- YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE.

- SO KELLY BOUGHT THE FARM, HUH?

GEEZ.

WHAT WAS HE DOING?

- HE SOLD CARS.

ALWAYS HAD THE GIFT OF GAB,

KELLY.

AND YOU?

YOU STILL AN ELECTRICIAN?

- STILL A SPARKY, YEAH.

- STILL?

- YEAH.

YOU?

- I WAS A SPARKY FOR A WHILE,

BUT ABOUT 20 YEARS AGO,

I WENT INTO REAL ESTATE.

MADE A F***ING FORTUNE.

- GOOD.

GOOD. GOOD.

I GOT TO USE THE HEAD.

- SURE.

GO AHEAD.

YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE

THE FIRST ONE TO USE THAT TOILE

SINCE THE PLUMBER PEED IN IT.

IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,

YOU JUST HOLLER, ALL RIGHT?

- OKAY, THANKS, PETE.

snap!

- HARRY.

PETER WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE.

HE WANTED TO GE A NICE BOTTLE OF WINE

FOR HIS GOOD OLD BUDDY.

ARE YOU SEXUALLY ACTIVE, HARRY?

IT'S A SIMPLE QUESTION.

- NO.

- HOW LONG?

A LONG TIME.

- HARRY.

- YOU DON'T BELONG IN HERE.

- TOUCH ME.

- PUT YOUR ROBE ON.

- NO.

NO.

JUST PUT YOUR LITTLE ROBE ON.

- HARRY, DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

I NEED TO.

TOUCH--

- SIT DOWN.

- NO.

PLEASE DON'T TELL PETER.

- INITIAL REPORTS

CLAIM ISRAELI JETS--

- I'M SORRY, MR. BARCLAY APPEARS

TO SYMPATHIZE WITH ONE WHO--

- HEY, BUDDY.

YOU WANT A DRINK?

- WHATEVER YOU'RE HAVING.

- SINGLE MALT SCOTCH, STRAIGHT.

- FINE.

IS THAT WHAT SUCCESSFUL

REAL ESTATE TYCOONS DRINK?

- ONLY THE BEST.

BUSTING MY ASS FOR YEARS.

I HAD TWO HEART ATTACKS.

- SH*T.

- HOW'S YOUR HEALTH?

- A LITTLE ARTHRITIS.

- OH, YOU F***ER.

- YOU EVER HEAR

OF A RETROGRADE EJACULATION?

WHEN I COME,

IT SHOOTS BACK UP

INTO MY BLADDER.

A $40,000 VASECTOMY THERE.

HEY.

GOD.

THE ONLY WAY I CAN GET IT UP

IS WITH VIAGRA.

- YOU'RE TELLING ME

MORE THAN I WANT TO KNOW

ABOUT YOUR PLUMBING.

WE'RE GETTING OLDER.

IT JUST HAPPENED

SOONER THAN WE THOUGHT IT WOULD.

- DO YOU REMEMBER...

DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...

WE WERE AT THE ACROPOLIS

IN ATHENS?

- YEAH, OF COURSE I DO.

- LAST YEAR,

I WENT TO EUROPE, RIGHT?

AND I GOT JUDY TO COME.

IT WAS HER FIRST TRIP.

AND WE WENT TO THE ACROPOLIS.

AND I'M STANDING THERE

IN THE EXACT SAME SPO

THAT I WAS STANDING

MY BRAIN'S FLIPPING.

ME THEN, ME NOW.

ME THEN, ME NOW.

ME THEN, ME NOW.

AND IT'S LIKE EVERYTHING

AFTER THAT JUST DISAPPEARED.

IT'S GONE.

- I GET THAT KIND OF FEELING

WHENEVER I THINK ABOU THAT NIGHT WE GOT KAGAN.

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