Hacks Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
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if I was ten years younger...
Stanhope Feast.
If I was 40 years older...
Why didn't I have children like you?
Oh, God!
Baby, did she tire you out?
Oh, Dad, come and sit down!
Look, when I need help,
and I'll stick it up my arse.
All right? Bugger off!
Connor needs to get his feet
under the table before Ho Chi Mao,
second wife, persuades the old man
to put her kids in charge.
What must their Christmas
dinners be like?
Think King Lear,
but with no Cordelia.
an opportune time to inform
Oliver that he's the new editor.
Ah.
Oh, f*** it! We made a decision!
Look, look, look.
What does that say?
F***ing President of European Media.
You see? That's me!
You should get her into bed,
Naughty, naughty!
So, you and me going to be
a page one splash?
"Soap star cheats on wife."
As I always tell married celebs,
sleeping with me
is the only way to stay
out of the papers.
DOOR KNOCKS:
It's OK, it'll be Zoe.
I've...
Thanks, Zoe.
Oh, is that enough to... DOOR SLAMS
I know married men always say this,
but my marriage is over.
We're separating.
Obviously, no-one knows.
Obviously not.
No-one would know that.
We're keeping it quiet cos of my
daughter. Look, can I call you?
Er, yes.
Oh, so that was it?
No, no, no. I want to see you again.
It's just...
You know, mobile phones
are so impersonal.
Landlines aren't so bad,
and letters, they're fantastic.
Letters?
Like, written letters?
Is this an Asperger's thing?
Er, yes.
Does that put you off me?
Nothing would put me off you!
Micah Todd, off the telly!
'The doctor got me an appointment.'
'She stopped self-harming.
She just harms other people now.'
'That's a bad sign.'
'He was killed by friendly fire.'
'Mum's taken those pills again,
and I can't wake her up!'
F***! What do you mean
she's a reporter?
But what did you tell her?
Honestly, I've never met
anyone like her.
(MIMICS PRIME MINISTER)
Yes, it's the Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister.
No, no, no. I always get that.
Look, I require a copy of my
medical records, urgently.
No, Connor, it'll be fine.
It's just one rogue reporter.
Zoe, keys!
Looks like someone died
in a car crash.
Look, Oliver, I'm sorry.
No, don't be sorry!
Go down on your knees and thank me!
to divert from the royal hacking.
Well, Crimewatch presenters
Chrissie Walters and Dan Goss.
Friday night, we pinged them
at the same flat.
Saturday morning,
a mysterious accident broke
the blind in the bedroom.
Saturday night, they obliged us.
I've got, oh, 100 photos
of them on the job.
And they're both married.
Yes, Oliver, to each other.
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