Hackneys Finest Page #5

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Ready Sirus?

No. Course I'm not ready

Sirus, you realise you can't actually

kill anyone with a handgun?

That's just television

What?

This'll be alright, won't it?

No it won't

This is for you, Sirus

You have to be careful where

you're pointing it, obviously

See here, that's the safety catch

See?

It's probably best if you keep it in

the 'on' position for the forseeable

I'll just keep this one

as a backup then, yeah?

I don't think Amanda's gonna be pleased

if you go & blow your own cock off

What are you guys gonna be carrying?

F*** me, have you had this on you

every time you've been here?

Well this is London innit. Dangerous

This place Asif'll lead us to,

is it fit for purpose?

He said it's Tilbury Docks

It's an abandoned warehouse

in the middle of nowhere

No one goes there

Tilbury. I like the sound of that.

Sounds Welsh

I can'! believe we're just gonna

kill some police officers

With extreme prejudice

But don't worry. Bent coppers is

something we understand, back in Wales

Now I'm overflowing with confidence

That's the spirit, man

Sirus, we need a separate car. They're

expecting us all to arrive in this car

I know, I'm on it, mate.

She's just not picking up

What I?

Is that any way to speak

to your best customer?

I know your number.

What do you want?

I just called for the pleasure

of hearing your voice

F*** off, Sirus!

I need a car

What do you expect me to do about it?

I was hoping you could get me one

What would I do that for?

I thought that was what

car companies did

Not for c*nts like you.

What do you want a car for?

Oh come on, Jane, I need a car. Please

Kiss my arse!

I'm not having you take...

...one of my cars round the drug

haunts & brothels of East London

Your low opinion of me is really hurtful

Please, I need a car. Thomas Rd

Oh, f***ing... 20 minutes

Now f*** off!

And don't he late tomorrow

Ok, so seriously...

What do I do when I get in the taxi?

I think we need to stick together.

Convoy kinda thing

How the f*** can anyone follow you

when you're driving at this speed!?

How about we drop you off, sit in the

shadows & follow at a safe distance?

Can you do that?

What you saying?

You having a dig at my driving?

Easy, Tony.

You won't even know we're there

When you go past... we will follow

Nice and easy. Right?

Just try and be a bit discreet

Otherwise there's no point

getting a separate vehicle

He isl He's having a go at my driving

I think what he's suggesting is that...

...perhaps you might drive in the manner

of a law-abiding member of the public

Yes Mr Priestly, we've seen 10 signs

for Tilbury. We're nearly there

Look there's Tilbury.

Everywhere I see f***ing Tilbury!

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