Hackneys Finest


How's he going to tell us anything now?

He's not

But his nephew will

Plan fucking B

I'm Sims

I do a bit of gear

I deal a bit of gear

Now, the thing about heroin is...

...it's pretty moreish

I've got a regular job,

just like everyone

But now and again I pass on a package

Got to pay those bills

All you need's a trustworthy source

And reliable buyers

Works out pretty good

As tong as you don't get

any unwanted attention

Police officers

Some of them just ain't nice people!

I think the Paki fucker's had enough

Enough babe

I've got my wheels

I've got my girl

Life's good

Morning, sex pest

Morning mate

Ok you beautiful people, Sirus is here

Me gone

Good morning gents & lady.

I'll take the plot-sheet first

Bravo two-one

My first empty in the West End


Alpha one-four empty EM

Charlie two-six

Can I go home'!?

Charlie two-six, is that you?

Charlie two-six, yes.

Can I go home now, please?

Charlie two-six, go forth and multiply


T m Suns

Tell him you're on for tonight

We'll leave the room,

you can have a shot

Then you're on your merry way

He won't go for it

This is my good mate Asif.

His uncle's a fruit & veg importer...

...who realised melons make a Io! more

money when they've got heroin in them

Now you listen to me, you fucker

Hackney police force is blessed

with many upstanding officers

This isn't one of them

Detective inspector Malcolm Priestly

The baddest pig in the pen

You do exactly as I tell you

Or you will spend the rest of

your life wishing you were dead

And then just because

you've pissed me off

I'll get nasty with that Amanda

I know you two are tight

You know

I'm beginning to suspect you of

being a fucking sausage jockey

You would not believe the nasty

fucks I could send round to her

And it would make you sick

to know what they would do

And I wouldn't stop there Asif

I'll go after your cousin

Your uncle

And all the rest of your fecal family

These are no idle threats boy

I promise

You will lose, at the very least,

one of your dirty little fingers...

...in the next ten minutes

If you don't send that fucking text!

Bravo nine-one, it's Wardour St, over

Was this guy dropped as a baby?

No it's...

...it's a street

It's called Wardour

Find someone to sign for it,

you gormless twat

What can I say about Jane'?

Equal opportunities employer of the year

Sirus you cunt

Why aren't you giving Bravo nine-one

that job on Wardour St?

I am

He thinks you're prejudiced

against him because he's a Paki

I thought he was from Syria

He's from Iran. His wife's from Syria

He's still a Paki

Ragweed, Jane


Kebabs, not curry

Really nice shoes Jane.

Where did you get them?

You can f*ck off, Sirus!

You should know all about Pakis

That mate of yours, Asif. He's a Paki


I thought his name was Asif

It means he's from Afghanistan, Jane

I want you to have a nice buzz, boy,

but we can't have you going over can we

Find the number

Send the text

Sort yourself out



...send the text

The pain will get worse

And you will die

All this can end Asif

If you don't use the right code

We will know

Yeah it's 25 Canada Square. Get a move

on, mate, he's really grumpy. Cheers


Alright people, let's burn some

rubber and make some money

Jane, can you cover this for me'?

I've got to release the brown otter

You're fucking disgusting

Alright mate

Alright n*gger!

Mm Tony t B



Distributors of the finest

smack in the Valleys

It should be. They get it from me

We on for some dinner tonight?

Sweet, man. What time you

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