Gun Shy Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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Sheila, Sheila.
Things are looking up.
Ohh!
When I was five years old,
I had a pet cat.
It was a Siamese cat.
I loved him very much.
His name was Nomo.
Like the baseball player?
Exactly
like the baseball player,
except my Nomo
was run over by a car, dead.
I took the body,
sealed it in a plastic bag,
put it in the family trashcan,
and five long,
hot summer days later,
that can was unbelievable.
That's what your town
smells like to me.
Do you know why
I like snakes, Ramon?
No. I don't
think anyone does.
Because they're so clean.
And they can shed their skin.
I wish I could shed my skin.
I would just take it
Snakes and I
have that in common.
You know what else
we have in common?
You can dislocate your jaw?
We can only thrive
in certain environments.
We need to be in a safe place
in order to be the dominant killing
machines that we're meant to be.
What I'm trying to say is
I need to get out of this
pestilent colonial dump.
I'm wasted.
Ah!
Here it is.
What is it?
A Taser gun. They wouldn't
authorize issue,
so I just bought one myself.
- Ah. A toy one?
- No, it's a real one.
Look, "shock your friends
with 20,000 volts.
Be your own
real-life dirty Barry."
I'm sure that's just a misprint.
Oh, very impressive, sir.
Open this.
It's hurting my gums.
This is the hotel manager.
It's an emergency!
What?!
Ohm. Ohm. Ohm.
Excuse me.
May I come in?
All right. Come in.
I'm sorry, sir.
I've been ringing you over and
it's the end of the world,
or that someone
kidnapped my wife.
Someone has kidnapped your wife.
Exactly. You better
be telling me that.
Someone has kidnapped your wife.
They're asking
for a million dollars.
Oh! Oh! Oh, thank god.
I thought they'd be asking
for a lot of money.
John Hardigger's office,
this is Marybeth.
Hey, Marybeth.
It's Turk.
I need to speak to John.
Turk!
Ohh!
Well, John's in a meeting.
Who is he with that is
more important than me?
Right now, Turk, everyone.
Uh, well, he's in a meeting
with the lead singer
of masculine Harmony right now
trying to convince him
to stay in the closet.
We all want to be gay,
Steve. All of us.
No women telling us what to do,
great fashion sense.
You can seemingly grab
women's breasts Willy-nilly,
and it's apparently fine.
But I just don't see
that working for you
in the context
of the music industry.
Which would you rather have...
The freedom to love whoever
Can I help you?
Tell John that Sheila
has been kidnapped
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