
Gun Shy
- R
- Year:
- 2017
- 92 min
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And now it's time
for "the gig of life."
What's hot, what's not
in the world of rock.
Remember metal assassin
led by Chilean-born Turk Enry?
At the time
"teenage ass patrol"...
they seemed unstoppable,
until they stopped.
The band kicked Turk out when
he met his very own Yoko Ono.
Her name was Sheila,
and Turk began
a long fade to black
whilst his ex-Bandmates
released Neptune of cock.
It sold in the millions.
Turk, by contrast, was enjoying
external tours off his body.
Now a recluse,
Turk has reportedly
not left his Malibu mansion
in over two years,
which qualifies him
for this week's
down and out celebrity in rock.
- Sheila!
Speak English, Pepito.
You know perfectly well
I don't speak Spanish.
I'm English from London,
remember?
- Okay, can I help, sir?
- Yes. Yes, you could help me.
I need to throw this TV
- into the pool!
- que?
This TV set
into the swimming pool!
- Yeah, okay. Okay.
- Okay? Okay?
Sheila!
Would you like to check
the guarantee first?
Sheila!
I'm up here packing
for our trip to Chile!
- Sheila.
- Yes, Turk?
I have decided
I don't want to go on vacation.
Vacations are too stressful.
Oh, but we're going there so that I
can learn more about your culture.
But Chile's not my home.
I can't even speak Spanish.
You mean you won't
even speak Spanish.
Come on.
They love you back there.
Your picture's on every wall.
Well, but I was young
then, you know?
Sorry... younger than now,
where I'm also young.
And we need some time alone.
You know, no assistants,
no bodyguards, no drivers.
No nobody. Just us.
Maybe you'll get inspired.
Maybe you'll
start writing again.
Oh, no, my chair is here.
I want to sit in my chair.
- I love my chair!
- Oh!
Fine! You can stay
if you get rid of that hunk of junk
that's been rotting in our front yard.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
That Van is a reminder
of how far I have come.
You know, it keeps me down to earth.
Be careful there!
Well, yeah, of course.
It keeps you down to earth.
You just got a delivery
of a crate of beer
that says
it was brewed in space.
So we keep the Van, right?
- Fine!
- Yeah.
Chile it is.
Besides, I have already
been back to Chile, you know?
That was on tour!
That doesn't count!
What?
When I was on tour there,
I got so drunk
in a bar in Valparaiso
that I had a piss
You know, the owner
was so impressed,
statue to commemorate it.
- That's great.
- Yeah.
So we'll go and visit
the shrine to your piss.
- Yeah?
- Go and pack.
Uh, I have already packed.
Then go and watch TV.
We're in Chile!
Oh, baby, baby.
Look, look!
Look, the trains
in Chile are blue!
See?
Baby! Baby!
- Gracias!
- Gracias!
Where is
your assistance? Turk!
Why is this place so empty?
Hey, hey, uh, lady.
Why it's so cold here?
It's winter, sir.
I'm not good with months,
but it's July, right?
I don't speak Spanish.
I am English,
so I do speak beer,
and, yes, I would love one.
- Beer.
- Yes, indeed.
Beer is always in season.
Turk!
- I'm here!
- Oh, shit.
- Baby.
- Hey, hey, hey.
You knew it was winter.
Yeah, it's July.
In Chile, July is winter.
- July is summer.
- Who's your new friend?
Oh. He's, uh,
my new manager, you know.
I'm gonna fire John.
This little dude over here can
get me everything I need now.
- Beer.
- He just gets me. All right.
- Yeah, okay.
We have to get going.
We leave in six minutes.
Do you wanna come
on a beautiful, breathtaking,
once-in-a-lifetime hike
through the mountains
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