Guest House Paradiso Page #4
Righto.
Dr Twat, is that you?
Er, yes.
Have you completed|the root canal work?
- (Bell dings)|- Er, yes.
That's looking macfine.
I'll pop back in a week and give ye a|wee check-up. Come on, let's scarper!
(Dings bell)
(Dings bell)
Good morning,|good morning, good morning!
We were beginning to think|nobody was here.
lt looked like the Marie Celeste.
(Forced laughter)
How amusing! Ha ha! Oh, ha ha ha!
(Continues to laugh)
Now, what can I do for you?
Well, we were wondering...
(Laughs again)
(Straining to laugh)
I'm sorry, I was just remembering.|I must write that one down.
"Marie...Celeste."
Ha ha ha! lmplying that we run|the kind of hotel where...
nobody wants to stay.
Right, well, we were wondering|if you had any rooms.
Yes, we'd like two rooms, adjoining.
With a sea view, please.
Gosh, you're quite forthright,|aren't you, in your demands?
My word, Eddie.|lmportant people here.
Well, first things first.|Got any valuables...
that you'd like put in the safe?
- Not really, no.|- What about that ring?
Well, I never take it off.
The watch, then? ls that expensive?
No, it's a cheap copy.
That'll do.|The pawnbroker's very short-sighted.
Eddie!
..means you don't need|a watch in paradise.
Time...stops here.
(Richie chuckles) So watch, please.
- I'd rather keep it...|- Watch! Please.
- I won't be able...|- Watch!
Come along!
Mmm. There, better safe than sorry.
Eddie, take their bags.
But...they'lI see, won't they?
No, Eddie, take their bags|to their rooms.
And you'll keep 'em talking? Gotcha!
Whoo! Look over there!
And off we go!
Off to your rooms.
Uh-uh uh-uh uh.
- I beg your pardon?|- I'll say.
Have you stayed in a hotel before?|This is the corridor.
And this is the light switch.
I've depressed the light switch,|which is on a timer,
which has been|scientifically designed
to allow you plenty of time|to insert your key in the...
Arse.
(Boy) lnsert it in your arse?
(Richie) Never mind, I'm a|resourceful chap, so I find the...
Bastard! F***ing! Where is it?!
Ah, there we are.
And in we go...
Eddie! What on earth are you doing?
Uh...I...was...|just going to unpack for them.
Don't worry,|I'd like to do that myself.
Where's the sea view?
That'll be out the window.
Well, I can't see it.
Yes, you have to lean out.|Come along.
Lean out...lean out...|LEAN out of the window!
Hold on to the scaffolding
and you can just see|the sewage pipe in Dead Man's Cove.
I've had it checked by lawyers|so don't try anything funny.
And, as a backup...
I've got a picture of some sea,|so I've got you both ways.
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