Guard the House! Page #5

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it said nothing about "must have

experience of heavy lifting".

Into the west.

Been to Ireland before, Wendell?

Can't say that I have, no.

Where are you from, originally?

Originally, Wisconsin.

Oh. Whereabouts in Wisconsin?

Kenosha.

Kenosha, Wisconsin.

So how would you wind up

in Tennessee?

How did you know

I was in Tennessee?

Wasn't that where you were stationed

when you caught Tyrell Lee Dobbs,

the Knoxville Ripper?

You been doing your research on me?

Ah, I'm sure you did the same

with me.

Sorry, I didn't really have the time.

Ah, sure, you're a busy man,

I know that.

- D'you know where I'd like to go?

- No. Where would you like to go?

- Tupelo. Birthplace of the King.

- Mississippi.

My wife's from Jackson.

- How long have you been married?

- Eight years.

- Any kids?

- Two boys.

Stokely's five years old.

Huey just turned three months old.

- I got a picture of him.

- I don't want to see it.

Excuse me?

I don't want to see it.

Babies all look the same.

The only time a baby doesn't look like

every other baby

is when it's a really ugly baby.

So, unless it's a photo of a really

ugly baby, I don't want to see it.

- Well, that's pretty f***in' rude.

- Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

Oh, it is.

I'd like to have a family someday.

Too busy whoring around

and getting f***ed up now.

I don't think

you should be telling me this stuff.

You know, I've been reading...

where they're smuggling the cocaine

out of Colombia in little submarines.

Submarines they've built themselves,

like.

Yeah, sounds insane, but it is true.

You are correct.

Crafty little beggars.

You have to admire their enterprise.

- No, Sergeant. You don't.

- You do.

You ever been to the States?

Yeah, once. Disney World.

What, when you were a kid

with your family?

No, this was last year.

- You went with a girlfriend?

- No, God, no.

You went to Disney World

by yourself?

Yeah. Great gas it was.

Had me picture taken with Goofy.

He's my favourite, Goofy.

I can't tell if you're really

motherfucking dumb

or really motherfucking smart.

'Put your fingers to your ears

when you want me to stop! '

Sergeant Boyle?

There's been a mix-up.

You've the wrong night.

I'm sorry?

- You're from the agency?

- No. My husband is missing.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Come in, come in.

I'll just slip into something

a little less comfortable.

Nice mug of tea.

Now...

So your husband is missing,

you were saying?

- I didn't get your name.

- Gabriela.

Gerry. So?

My husband is missing, yeah.

I think so, yes.

- Name?

- Aidan McBride.

Aidan McBride.

Not the guard, Aidan McBride?

Yes. He started working here today.

- How long has he been missing?

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