Guard the House! Page #3

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The name and address he gave

are false. We sent off his prints.

Anything else?

You're boring the hole off me.

You got a call from Galway.

You're to head in tonight to attend

a briefing from a fella over from the FBI.

Special Agent Wendell Everett.

So what?

Maybe it's about the murder.

Maybe he's got a psychological profile

on the killer or something.

It's drug smuggling.

Or they've had another sighting

of Whitey Bulger

at some f***in' museum.

Yeah, well, drug smuggling...

I mean, that's pretty exciting.

Yeah, it's f***in' exciting.

If you think standing

on the f***in' pier at Rossaveal

in the pouring f***in' rain

for hours on end

waiting on a f***in' ship

that's never gonna f***in' arrive

is f***in' exciting.

Now go get me a pint.

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The vessel

we are looking for is a 60-foot ship

called the "Annabel Lee".

We lost it three weeks ago

when it left the Dominican Republic.

The DEA believe it to have

somewhere in the vicinity

of $500 million worth

of cocaine on board.

- It may well...

- Er, that's half a billion, lads.

Half a billion.

Er, thank you, Inspector Stanton.

Yes, that's half a billion.

Slide.

The men we believe to be involved

in the trafficking

are Francis Sheehy-Skeffington

out of Dublin.

Next.

Liam O'Leary also out of Dublin.

Next.

Clive Cornell out of London.

Next. And James McCormick

out of Limerick.

Now, these men

are highly dangerous and if...

And if you do make a si...

Yes, Sergeant?

I thought only black lads

were drug dealers.

I'm sorry, what?

I thought only black lads

were drug dealers. And Mexicans.

They have a word for them.

There's a word for you too, sir,

but I'm not gonna go into that now.

Anyway, as I was saying, these men

are highly dangerous. And if...

Mules! Drug mules!

That's enough of your guff, Boyle.

Apologise to the man.

Huh? Apologise for what?

- Er, you know for what.

- For your racist slurs for one thing.

I'm Irish, sure.

Racism's part of my culture.

Enough. You're showing us up.

- F***ing knacker.

- F*** off back to Dublin.

- I'll rip your f***in' head off, Boyle!

- Relax.

Sit down!

Now, now, lads, come on,

not in front of the American.

- He's just messing, Agent Everett.

- Deliberately disrupting my lecture.

Ah, I'm only having a bit of fun, like.

Don't mean anything by it.

Half a billion dollars' worth of cocaine

is a subject for levity?

- Street value.

- Excuse me?

Street value. You always announce

a seizure of drugs

worth a street value

of ten million dollars

or 20 million dollars

or half a billion dollars.

I do wonder what street it is

you're buying your cocaine on,

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