Grumpy Old Men Page #4
- PG-13
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- 1993
- 103 min
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Don't tell me. It isn't me.
Oh, it never is.
John started every fight since 1940.
'Thirty-Eight.
It's ridiculous.
Come here and apologize.
-Come here!
-I'm not apologizing to anybody!
You're letting the cold air in.
Take that, you criminal.
I don't believe it.
That old trick?
This is between me and your father.
There's no need for you to get involved.
I don't say anything on one condition.
Put one of these in your yard.
I'd be proud to.
Hey, not one word
to your old man, remember?
Have fun, Johnny.
Hey, d*ckhead, you win the Lottery?
Enjoy your shower, smart ass?
Got to use hot water, you schmuck.
You'll never get me.
See you later.
Up yours, Gustafson!
What the hell is that smell?
Watch it, bonehead.
Mrs. Cusack said she came in here
yesterday to buy some...
...candles and incense.
She's probably a member
of one of them religious cults.
You say she's all alone?
What I heard. She's available...
...and hot to trot.
Moron.
Putz.
We were talking about
your new neighbor.
What?
My new neighbor? Oh, yes, new neighbor.
She came over to see me last night.
What?
About 1 :
30 in the morning.at 1 :
30 to see you?Why do you think?
I'll have a six-pack.
Women...
...and fish, you can't catch
either one of them, Gustafson.
I've laid more pipe in this town
than Wabasha Plumbing.
Oh, jeez. God no. She's too...
she's too disturbed for me.
-For you, maybe.
-I won't have anything to do with her.
Women fall too hard for me.
They get obsessed with me.
It's like one of them
"Fatal Attraction" things...
...that they show on
the Donahue Show, you know.
You guys are the biggest
bullshitters in this...
...entire frozen nation!
You're just plain chicken.
Both of you.
A beautiful woman just sitting there...
...20 feet from your front yards,
and you're trying...
...to tell me you'd rather park...
...your wrinkly butts...
...on a frozen piece of ice, kissing up
to buckets of fish bait! Ha!
Gee, listen to Casanova.
Yeah, he's a regular Don Juan.
anything to do with you.
-That's it.
-That did it. 'Bye.
I'm out. I am out.
Hey, Max, say hello to Jake for me.
Why don't you come over
and have some turkey with us?
with just Jacob and me.
You can spend next week
in bed with ptomaine.
Come over to my place,
Melanie cooks up a feast.
Thanks.
But you know those old boys at the
V.F.W. expect me every Thanksgiving.
Forget it. 'Bye, Chuck.
Moron.
Putz.
Tell me something.
Do I stink?
Not you, smart ass.
Didn't ask you!
This stink!
Is it me?
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