Growing Up and Other Lies Page #2
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take two cars and...
Option one is fortnight of
in-law bathtub shitting.
Yeah. Okay.
Not even a question.
Uh.
Take the two cars...
Why is that not a question?
'Cause I can't even imagine
I don't even wanna see it. Yeah.
If I was to sh*t
in their bathtub.
It's true and she shouldn't forgive you.
Nightmare.
No.
Shouldn't...
Where is your sense of romance?
I mean this is the love of
your life we're talking about.
Yeah but the love of your
if you defecate in the bathtub.
You're... Don't knock
freestyle defecation, man.
Okay, so that's
what you would do.
You're a bathtub, bathtub kinda guy?
I'm not knocking it
I just wanna be honest about it.
I'm just... I'm not You
don't have to lie about it
playing this game
I find it childish and silly.
Classic Gunderson.
Do they have museums in Ohio?
Oh f***.
F*** you.
You couldn't help yourself.
No, do you...
This is a dumb question.
Is that a serious question?
What museums are in Ohio?
- Uh, the...
- Excuse me.
Sorry.
We'll be quiet.
Yeah.
What is wrong with you?
Who? Which one?
Don't put your bare feet
on the bench up like that.
Come on.
She's right.
Put it down.
Sorry. Sorry.
People actually have
I got it.
Put your feet down.
It's disgusting.
Okay. You've been moving around
a child for 10 minutes.
You're just incredibly rude.
Okay, that's called
cognitive dissonance.
Yeah. Ding ding.
I said, excuse me.
Yeah, okay.
And I said that's what
we call cognitive dissonance.
Right, and then I put my sock on.
That's what happened.
So, we've have covered everything.
Come on, Barb.
Oh, don't drag
Barbara into this. BILLY: Yeah.
you boys be thrown out.
No. Wait, wait, no, no, no.
- No don't do that.
- No.
Why don't we just step outside.
You me, Tweety Bird there.
Let's take you out
for a nice juicy steak.
Yeah.
We're young.
We're flirty.
We're nervous. I'm nervous
around older women.
Because I assume you're
older, I'm not sure.
We could all
just have a little fun.
So let me ride the
lightning of your love.
I would definitely get that little
canary to sit on my finger.
Come on.
F*** you!
Oh!
Shhh!
You're in a museum.
Have some respect.
Excuse me?
You really should
get your feet off there.
Oh, dude.
For real it's disgusting.
How old are you?
She's got a great point.
Really? Okay.
Yeah.
Billy, let me ask
you a question.
Do you have a single independent
thought in that head of yours?
Why are we friends
with you again?
Yeah, why are we even
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