Griff the Invisible Page #4

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What do you do?

I can't say.

Secret.

Please.

I'm an experimentalist.

I test things.

Theories and facts.

Can't tell you about them, though.

They're secret too.

Sometimes I do street surveys

about surveys.

And I go up to people on the street

and I say, "Excuse me. "

"What do you think

about street surveys?"

"And what is your favourite

street survey subject?"

Once I went to a protest

and I protested the protest.

I had a placard that said,

"Stop protests now"

and I yelled, "What do we want?

No more protests. "

"When do we want it? Now. "

You ever googled the word 'Google'?

No.

Where's Tim?

I don't know.

Did he send you?

No.

No, I came by myself.

Why?

I'm not good with relationships.

Sorry. Shouldn't have said that.

I don't think you should be here.

Yeah, I actually have to go.

Sh*t.

Oh, sh*t. Sh*t! Sh*t!

Who is it?

Griff. It's Tim.

Sh*t! I knew it.

Sh*t! Why did you come here?

Do you want me to hide?

I can hide!

Uh... don't go in the wardrobe!

Hi.

Hi, Tim.

Beer?

Yep.

Um...

Nuts?

Sure.

How are you?

Great. Good.

Not great, actually. Sh*t.

I haven't heard from her

for two days.

Who?

Melody, Griff!

Oh. Yeah.

How's work?

Oh, great.

No mischief?

No mischief!

Where are you going?

Toilet.

Wait!

It's blocked. The toilet.

I won't flush.

Wait!

I really need to go.

Well, go after me.

Code nine, code nine.

We have a serious situation.

Hey!

"I know who you are. "

"You are me, and the opposite of me. "

"You are the question,

I am the answer. "

"You are the proton,

I am the neutron. "

"You are a magnetic field

and I am light,"

"forever drawn to you. "

And over the fence.

And down the alleyway.

The alleyway around the back?

Yeah, around the back.

Did you get a look at him?

OK.

Have you got metal sheets and some...

...pipes?

Hi, Griff.

Benson's my dad.

Who's Benson?

The guy who owns here.

Oh.

Tim didn't see me last night.

I hid in the wardrobe.

And he only waited

half an hour and then he left.

What did you see?

Um...

You're making an invisibility suit.

If you tell anyone...

I won't, I won't tell anyone.

I promise.

Do you need my help?

No.

I know what I'm doing, OK?

Just forget anything you saw.

Hmm!

It's for your own...

...s- safety.

So you'll find the pipes

in the third row

and metal sheets at the back.

Can I help you

with anything, sir?

Uh, just this, thanks.

Sure.

Do you need anything else?

Wire?

I HAVE wire.

Good.

Contact me when you need my help.

I'm not

who you think I am.

What?

I'm not who you think I am.

Oh.

Thank you. Glad we could help.

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai.

Is anyone else's... things got...

Whoa! Hey.

What?!

Um...

Ai-ai-ai-ai-ai...

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