Griff the Invisible Page #3

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Um...

Uh, who knows?!

Yeah.

Melody!

Did you know that 40% of people

don't believe statistics

when they read them?

No! No, I didn't.

So that means that 40%

of responses should be ignored

because the people giving them,

they don't believe them anyway.

So they can't be trusted.

Dunno.

Well...

Thanks for another lovely evening.

Thanks, Tim.

You're really lovely.

Right-ee-oh!

Hey, Melody!

$218? What?!

Oh, hi.

What are you doing?

Uh, dunno. What are YOU doing?

I'm at home.

Are you OK?

Yeah.

Is Tim with you?

Uh, no.

Um...

Maybe I should come in or something.

Well, I'm kind of in the middle

of some things.

And... sleeping.

Oh. Sorry.

Sorry. I was just, you know,

in the neighbourhood.

But I'll go.

Do you...

...want some water, before you leave?

Isn't it funny to think

that I just poured

hydrogen and oxygen

into this hole in my face

and now it's merging with

all the other atoms in my body

to become part of me?

That is, until my body decides to

use it to flush out toxic waste.

Could I use your toilet?

Um... no.

Well...

Hang on.

Oh! Um...

It's just through there.

Thanks.

So I should go.

Yeah.

Thanks for the water.

Oh! It's alright.

It's just tap water. So...

I just wanted to say that

I think you're really nice.

Not nice, but, um...

OK.

'Bye.

Invisible Man.

You in there, Melly?

Yep.

You working?

What's the drawing? A dot painting?

No, it's just an idea.

Uh-huh.

Hmm...

Here.

OK, so say these are the atoms

that make up the wall.

And these are the atoms

that make up me.

Look at all the space

between those atoms.

I mean, we don't know what it is.

It could be vacuum, dead space, dark

matter, but it's definitely space.

In fact, the whole world

is 99% space.

Right.

Right, so it's just

a matter of probability.

If I happen to hit the wall

at exactly the right moment,

when all the spaces are aligned,

then theoretically I should pass

right through the wall.

Well, that's great, hon. Mmm!

Yeah. Anyway...

You know, we just want

you to be happy, Melly.

Find love and happiness. You know.

I will.

Love you.

I love you.

Hi, Tony!

Well!

Hi... Griff. Maestro.

What do you keep in that case?

I don't know. Stuff.

You don't know stuff.

Give it back, Tony.

Is it comic books?

Seriously. Give it back.

"Seriously. Give it back. "

No!

Chill, Griff.

Chill.

Just wanted to borrow your stapler.

Operation Boobytrap underway.

Hey!

Can't see the face.

No.

Earth to Griff.

Not even listening to me.

Do you want a raffle ticket or not?

Win a trip to Magnetic Island.

Freaky.

Win a trip

to Magnetic Island.

Magnetic Island.

Oh. Hi, Griff.

What are you doing?

Uh, just waiting for you.

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