Graduation Page #3

I fell right on my--

- Excuse me.

- Oh.

Yes, what can I do

for you?

I have some change

that needs counting.

Sure.

I'll be right back.

It's heavy.

Oh, crap!

Well, next thing

I remember

there was this beautiful

hand reaching out to me.

This beautiful face.

I was a terrible skater.

Can you hold that

thought? Bathroom.

Okay.

Excuse me.

Where's your bathroom?

Hey, man, hell of a way

to spend a Saturday.

- Your pop still at lunch?

- Yeah, man, all day.

Good good.

I need your expertise.

What makes you think

I'll cut these?

All those times you

kicked my ass wrestling.

Dude, what happened

to your eye?

The tournament

didn't go so well.

Come on, Dean.

What exactly are these

barrel keys for?

I was just using those

for a new lock

on my trunk

to protect the woofers.

We don't have blanks

for these, man.

You gotta have something.

Right?

I'll try and machine

something at the back.

Polly, hey,

I was saying Mom is gonna

wanna take you shopping.

You know, the mall,

free clothes.

Yeah yeah,

that'd be great, Dad.

As a matter of fact,

I actually--

I need some pants.

God knows they got plenty

of them at the mall.

Nice.

Thanks, dude.

Thank you for coming to Forge Hills

bank & Trust. Please come again.

- Carl.

- What?

No way.

Suzy Winters.

What the hell

happened to you?

You know, after graduation,

parents gave me the boot.

But I worked retail

for a while. It sucked.

So I yanked the studs,

threw out the leather

And started here.

And Suzy Winters

goes suit.

Not quite.

Remember that thing we

talked about a long time ago?

I wanna do some

furniture shopping with you.

- Okay, sounds good.

- Like organizational things,

little boxes

to put your Cd's.

Iggy pop!

That's so cool.

You know, you are the first

person to guess it.

Yeah, well, the face

is kinda messed up.

I need you to go to the back and

finish putting those files away.

Barbara, I am helping

a customer.

Is that what you call it?

What a vagina!

That's strange.

Where did I put my keys?

I thought I left 'em

right here.

- Did you see them when you came in?

- No, not at all.

You know...

I haven't been

back to--

Yeah, me neither.

Well, maybe we should

give it a whirl,

See if that tree

is still there.

We can follow it up

with, like, a harmless,

Like, non-sexual- vibe power

lunch at steak and shake.

- I'm vegan now.

- No, you're vegan?

I'm vegan, too.

Better not, okay?

It's nothing personal.

It's just things are different

now that I'm out of school.

- You know?

- Yeah.

What about

behind your computer?

Yeah.

Can I use your bathroom?

Hey, Dad.

- Oh.

- Nice.

Oh my god.

- Sweetheart, thank you.

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