Goon Page #4

Asians are an industrious people.

I guess hockey's like math to him.

The ice and the puck are like

equations, hey, Parkie?

Where's my f***ing helmet?

Marco Belchior.

We call him Belchie.

- He's from Regina.

- Vagina?

- He drinks a lot of hand sanitizer.

- What so funny, giggling bits?

We have your

momma. See this beautiful smile.

- Yeah, she is...

- Say hello.

- Let's go f*** your mother.

- Ooh!

- Work! Yes!

- Just like Belchior.

You f***ing

Chernobyl motherfuckers.

Mother's p*ssy's so f***ing tight,

no way a baby come out there.

- You were adopted.

- I'm on your team!

- Does anybody else see this sh*t?

- Oh, what a woman.

- I love you, Momma.

- You might want to wash it first.

- Hi, I'm Doug Glatt.

- Two rules, man.

Stay away

from my f***ing Percocets,

and do you have

any f***ing Percocets, man?

All right. What about Laflamme?

Where's he at?

Probably giving some single

mother herpes in a parking lot.

Sure.

# Yo!

# Yeah, huh

Yeah, this is the sh*t right here

# Yeah, this is making me want

to kill somebody... #

Okay, boys, let's go flat out

and give it 121 % tonight.

# God keep our land

# Glorious and free

# O, Canada!

# We stand on guard for thee

# O, Canada

# I stand on guard with...

- # Thee! #

- # Thee! #

Well, that was borderline

treasonous

and a disgrace to our nation

and its proud and storied history.

My father didn't kick the Nazis...

And the puck drops. Faceoff win

by Hamilton. Chipped back to Hall.

Here's Jefferson of the Steelers.

Takes the shot.

Nice save, Belchior.

Sacco dishes to Ogilvey.

Laflamme still looking to find his game.

Ogilvey to Laflamme...

Oh, he's down!

Come on Laflamme. Grow a set.

- Come on, boys. Work the corners.

- Come on, let's keep it together.

- Hamilton come out of their zone.

- Don't pinch!

Halifax pinches in.

Johnson gets it over.

Here's the shot. He scores!

That's a Hamilton goal.

- Five-hole

- Ass-licker.

Am I the only one here, you

Slavic f***ing borscht-blooded,

cabbage-headed motherfuckers?

Why don't you stop the puck in

your vagina, you Russian lesbians?

Get your hands out of your ass!

Jesus.

- Come on, boys!

- Man on, Kim! Man on!

Now Kim goes into the corner.

Come on! What the f***?

He won't be heard from

till next week.

- That's a f***ing elbow, Howard.

- The doctor needs a doc.

Bullshit.

Okay, number six, you light him up.

I got it. Just get lost. I got it.

Ronnie Hortense is looking

for a spark to ignite his team,

and that spark is in the person of

Doug Glatt,

and what a spark he'll be.

Come on, you f***ing p*ssy.

I got him.

- Come on.

- Who the f*** are you?

What's up, fish? You want some?

Come on, come on.

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