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- Didn't it?

- Amen.

I guess it kind of did. Yeah.

Hey, come on, man.

Jibby was a pro bowler

for two years on the tour.

Got a lot of great stories.

Well, what can I say?

It was the go-go '80s,

the height of professional bowling,

girls, limos, wristbands.

Ivy, I think you got the wrong impression

of me earlier.

I'm a really sensitive person, all right?

For instance, I'm not a texter.

I'd rather hear your voice, you know.

- Hey, everybody, I'm lvy's fianc.

- Look who's here.

Paxton, such a weird thing to say

when you enter a room.

Well, I'm just letting everybody

know the deal.

Well, I am Paxton Harding

of Harding lmports.

And you must be the guys who are

going to save Ben Selleck Motors.

- Yeah. That's the idea.

- I didn't catch your name, friend.

That's because

I didn't give it to you, friend.

Well, a couple of friends ought to know

each other's names, right?

- My name's Don Ready.

- All right.

I guess I won that little exchange.

You fell for it.

In fact, let me be the first

to tell you guys, good luck.

Everyone at Harding lmports

and every dealership in this town

is rooting for you guys.

You got a Harding guarantee on that.

I swear to God.

I'm off to rehearsal.

All right? I want to give my two ladies

a kiss on the cheek.

You are so sweet.

You know, Paxton here is in one

of those popular bands in Temecula,

Balls Out.

- No, Big Ups.

- Big Ups. Sorry.

Either way.

Big Ups is the name of the band.

It's me and Ricky and Jason, and we...

You know, we sing about life

and love and passion,

and I'm not gonna lie to you,

we have some pretty sick dance moves.

Are you in a boy band?

No, I'm in a man band.

We're all over 30, we call it a man band.

You're men in a boy band.

We opened for O-Town,

right here in Temecula, okay?

- Google it.

- No.

- Google it.

- No.

Why wouldn't you google it?

I just told you to google it.

- Google "Big Ups."

- You know, I googled it.

It said you f***ing blow.

That was O-Town's website.

You know what? I'm rising above this.

While you guys are yukking it up,

I'm gonna go rehearse with Big Ups.

Ricky and Jason are in the car. Let's go.

- All right, bye-bye.

- See you all tomorrow.

Man, that dude is garbage.

What a jerk.

Who wants a big hunk of this meat?

Hey, guys.

A couple guys came in here earlier

looking for Vanessa,

and I got a little bit of bad news for you,

Vanessa is dead.

Here's Radio Moscow.

It's funny, I haven't been in Temecula in,

what, 23 years.

Last time I was here,

I spent two straight days

in a Hacienda Courts

with the third runner-up

to Miss Temecula.

Never saw her again.

Hey, what do you make

of this Selleck guy?

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