Good Luck Chuck Page #4

I'm doing this on a lark.

And you won't be

taking advantage of me.

Do you know how many

loser boyfriends I have had?

Do you know how many times

I have given myself-

body, mind, soul-

hoping that this was it,

this was the one,

only to find out he was

just another a**hole?

Look, if there's a chance-

I mean even a. 0001 %%% chance

that you're the key,

that being with you could

open the door to something better,

well, I think I'd be

taking advantage of you.

Do you want to have sex

before or after dinner?

Actually, I have dinner plans.

I got to get that.

It's my emergency line.

Oh. Emergency.

Now, that's sexy.

Dr. Logan speaking.

Hey, it's Cam Wexler.

Remember,

from the wedding?

The serial killer?

Yeah. Yeah, hi.

I'm sorry to bother you,

but I have a bit

of a dental emergency.

You don't have to make up stories, Cam.

If you want to see me,

all you have to do is ask.

No, seriously.

I chipped a tooth,

and it's Saturday night,

and I don't know

who else to call.

Oh, you chipped a tooth?

How?

I slipped while having

a fish fight,

slid down an ice ramp,

got tackled by a penguin,

and fell face-first

into a fake ice boulder.

This is very common.

Do you know

where my office is?

Yeah. I got your card

right here.

I can be there

in 20 minutes?

I'm leaving now.

Okay.

Okay, all fixed.

Does that hurt?

Can you describe the penguin

that attacked you?

Very funny.

You can rinse.

So what really happened?

Did you get caught

in the middle

of some North Pole-

South Pole gang war?

There are no penguins

in the North Pole.

That's polar bears.

You really are

a penguin freak, aren't you?

Oh, you have no idea.

Obsessed is putting it mildly.

I believe you.

Oh, what's that?

Oh, I travel

to Guatemala every year

to help some

of the poorer villagers.

That's so sweet.

Sorry!

Oh! Oh, no!

They went in!

They're in there!

- What's in there?

- The things!

Oh, here.

Oh, I'm sorry.

This is bad.

- You're hurt.

- It's okay.

I'm so sorry.

Should have worn

that lead vest.

Oh, this always

happens to me.

Are you okay?

Yes.

Yeah, I'm fine.

- You sure?

- I feel good.

Man. I hope you let me

buy you a new shirt.

No. No, really.

It's, uh, it's good.

But I hope you'll let me

take you out to dinner...

sometime.

Trust me, you can do

far more damage with a steak knife.

I'm sorry.

I- I can't.

How much do I owe you

for the tooth?

Wait a second.

So you will draw first blood,

but you won't

make it up to me?

Please, how much?

No.

Your money's no good here.

You sure?

I will not accept that.

Really?

Thank you.

Yes.

- I'm sorry.

- No.

See you in six months

for a routine stabbing.

- Bye.

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