Good Burger Page #5

Hey, uh, Ed,

wh-what is that?

Oh, that's

just Spatch.

Let me show you.

Come here. Huh.

Hey, Spatch.

Uh, Spatch isn't much of

a \"people person.\" Huh.

Aah!

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

You want to rinse that off?

Uh...

Well, hello.

My name is Dexter.

I'm your new coworker.

Monique.

Well, that's a nice outfit

you got on there.

And those stripes

really bring out

the color of your eyes.

Yes.

You can imagine how

embarrassed I was

when I came to work

and saw everyone

wearing the same thing.

Oh, okay.

Oh, I-I guess

I'll see you later then.

Guess you will.

Yo, man, who was that?

She is all that.

All what?

N-Never mind.

So, tell me,

what am I going

to be making my

deliveries in?

A van, a truck?

♪ Feel my desire. ♪

There she is--

the Burger Mobile. Huh.

Think you can handle her?

I don't know.

I never driven

a sandwich before.

Ha. Huh.

Come on, I'll take

you for a spin.

A'ight.

Huh.

Now, uh,

you can drive, right?

I mean, you can read

all the signs and stuff?

Yeah! Now this is what

I call fast food! Huh!

Whoa, whoa!

Hey, look out for..!

That was a stop sign!

Uh... no.

Oh, man.

Watch out for the...!

Whoa!

Hey! Hey!

Get back here!

Closing time at last.

All right, let me see.

five days a week.

I should be able to pay off

the car in, uh...

Oh, another lifetime!

Man! This place

is the most nauseating,

pathetic hole I

have ever seen.

I mean, what kind

of diseased maggot

would even consider eating here?

Welcome to Good Burger,

home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order? Huh.

Check it, boys.

Right back there.

It's the reject.

Hey, check it, Ed.

It's the Mondo idiot!

Oh, well, nice to meet you,

Mondo Idiot.

I'm Ed. Huh.

Well, Ed, you better watch

your butt, man.

Okay.

Look, you got a purpose

for being here?

Yeah, I do.

I just thought you

Good Burger losers

should be aware

that tonight is the grand

opening of Mondo Burger.

The second we open

our doors, Good Burger

goes in the grinder.

Again with this grinder.

Look, man,

you either order something,

or you can get out of here.

Yeah. Sure.

You can take

my order.

I'll have the very last

Good Burger to go.

Oh, I give up.

There is no way a guy can

watch his own butt. Oh!

Yeah!

Is everybody liking my party?!

And now...

I'm psyched to present

to you people,

Mondo Burger!

And now, people,

welcome to Mondo Burger.

Um, Mr. Baily.

Since we don't have any

customers, or electricity...

Yeah, yeah.

I suppose we should all just,

uh, go on home.

Looks like Good Burger closed early tonight.

Yep. And it think pretty soon,

they'll be closed for good.

♪ Man! ♪

♪ Crush a killer

with a thigh bone ♪

♪ Man! ♪

♪ You call the cable,

make a cozy home ♪

♪ Man! ♪

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