Good Burger script
Good Burger (1997)
Synopsis: Teen misfits (Kel Mitchell, Kenan Thompson) at a modest burger joint face competition from a hamburger emporium across the street.

♪ Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick,

Nick-Nick, Nick ♪

♪ Nickelodeon. ♪

Captioning sponsored by

PARAMOUNT PICTURES

♪ Oh... oh... oh ♪

♪ Mm-mm ♪

♪ Oh... oh... oh. ♪

: Welcome to Good Burger,

home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

Huh.

Just a Good Burger, please,

and I'd like that to go.

One Good Burger!

Ah!

Ed...

I see you.

I see you.

Don't sell me, Ed, please.

I wanna stay here with you!

We love you, Ed.

Ah...

Come with us, Ed.

Fly, Ed, fly!

Ah... ah...

I'm flying with fast food!

Wow! Wow.

Whoo! Whee!

Whoa, flying with hamburgers!

Ah! Welcome to Good Burger,

home of the Good Burger.

Can I take...?

Oh! A clock!

Oh!

♪ Oh... oh... ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah. ♪

Ah! Ah... ah!

♪ I'm a dude, he's a dude,

she's a dude ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all a dudes

♪ Hey, I'm a dude, he's a dude,

she's a dude ♪

♪ 'Cause we're all a dude... ♪

♪ Whoa... aha! ♪

Hey, hey, Alfalfa!

Would you please take

my order?

Ooh, sorry,

no can do.

I'm the drive-thru guy.

You need the counter guy.

Hey, where's Ed?

Whoa-whoa-whoa,

wait-wait-wait-wait.

♪ Oh-oh ♪

♪ Oh-oh ♪

Yeah!

♪ Uh-huh. ♪

Morning, girls. Huh.

I-I'm sorry!

Hang on.

I-I'm going to

get you loose.

Um, um, s-sorry!

My bad, uh... uh... uh...

Miss? Miss?

Could I please order

some food?

Oh, no problem!

Okay, uh, let me get some...

Ed!

Ed!

Oh, watch out, lady!

No! Watch out!

Watch out!

Ah... ah... ah!

Hey.

Hey, baby.

My baby!

Oh! Watch out!

Baby coming through!

Oh! Oh! Oh!

Put it up, man,

put it up!

Huh?!

That's it!

That's it!

Five more seconds,

I'm calling the manager!

You think I'm kidding?!

Five...

four...

three...

...two...

Oh!

: Welcome to Good Burger,

home of the Good Burger.

Can I take your order?

Well, it's about time.

Can I get two Good Burgers?

Oh, sorry, dude,

I have to go get 'em.

Customers aren't

allowed in back.

Just give me

two Good Burgers!

Dude, I just can't give you

two Good Burgers.

You have to pay for 'em.

Forget it!

Forget it!

I've had it up to here

with Good Burger!

I can't wait for Mondo Burger

to open.

Mondo Burger?

What's Mondo Burger?

Ed, you see that

giant building there

across the street?

The one that they've been

building for ten months?

Oh, I see it. Huh.

That's Mondo Burger, Ed.

Yeah, they open

in, like, three days.

Cool! Huh.

It's not cool, Ed.

They're competition.

Big competition.

Yep.

They could put us

out of business.

That's right.

What are we going

to do then?

All right, now, come on!

Good Burger has been here

Yeah...

People love us.

Most of us.

Huh.

And nobody is putting

Good Burger out of business!

Yeah! Yeah!

Nobody.

Nobody!

Yeah!

Yeah! Huh. Huh.

All right, people.

Two more minutes

before the end of the test.

I know what you're thinking,

my brother--

"Why? Why would this man

"give us a test on

the last day of school

before summer starts?"

Well I'm going to tell you why.

Because...

the mind never sleeps.

Can I get

a witness?

Hallelujah.

Out of here.

Summer vacation,

bow-chicka-bow ♪

Summer vacation... ♪

What's your hurry, my brother?

Huh, my hurry

is that it's now

officially summer vacation

and yet,

I'm still looking at you.

You're an amazing student.

I mean, you sit there,

you get your

test done first

and you were

concentrating so hard,

I thought you were asleep.

Next time make it

more challenging.

That's what I want

to talk to you about.

Challenges, potential,

using your mind,

'cause I'm worried about you.

I'm worried about you, too.

Have you seen yourself lately?

The 'fro, the boots,

and this jacket...

You have

a nice summer, Shaft.

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Dan Schneider

Dan Schneider (born January 14, 1966) is an American actor, television and film writer, and producer. After appearing in mostly supporting roles in a number of 1980s and 1990s films and TV shows, Schneider devoted himself to behind-the-scenes work in production. He is the co-president of television production company Schneider's Bakery. He created/co-created All That, The Amanda Show, What I Like About You, Drake & Josh, Zoey 101, iCarly, Victorious, Sam & Cat, Henry Danger, Game Shakers, and The Adventures of Kid Danger and Captain Man. more…

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