Going Berserk Page #2

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where religious cult leader

Sun Yi Day has just been

indicted on several counts.

Included are conspiracy,

tax evasion,

kidnapping, resisting arrest

and jury tampering.

Congressman Ed Reese,

the presidential hopeful

who's leading the crusade

against these people,

will be joining us shortly.

Hi, Shirley.

Congressman.

Shirley, what everyone

must understand about this

is that it is not

religious persecution.

The Church of Sun Yi

is not a church at all.

It's a front.

It's a, it's a tax shelter

set up solely for personal

financial gain.

Well, how do you see

this situation now?

Shirley, there are so...

Excuse me. Reverend Sun Yi,

could we get a statement?

The Reverend Sun Yi

has no statements

at this time.

I'd like to say that

this is a very old story.

If you don't understand

something then you attack it.

You call it weird or a cult

and you try to destroy it.

While the person

who is leading the attack

is usually someone

who is on very shaky

moral ground himself.

He's unsure of himself and so

he lashes out in a paranoid

way against those of us

who've ascended

to a higher plane of

consciousness and awareness.

Well, we'll survive this.

We always have in the past.

And when Mr. Reese

loses his anger and his fear

we invite him to join us

in spreading our message

of love and profit.

Thank you very much.

Shirley, this is pure crap.

Can we quote you, Congressman?

Shirley, you may quote this.

I am going to get him.

Spanish version

of the Beatles. Wonderful.

Los Beatles.

Ringo.

Really?

Pablo.

How you doing?

Hi.

Hi.

Juan.

Juan.

How are you?

Jorge.

Jorge.

And I'm Mick Jagger!

No.

Not while I'm driving, thanks.

Oh, thank you very much.

Oh, thank you, God!

Oh, thank you, God!

I owe you!

You made it.

A whole hour to sleep.

That's all I need.

Just need an hour.

I'm sorry.

You're fat.

My husband was fat.

He's dead now.

You must eat like a pig.

Pig.

Yeah. Yeah.

Cigarettes will kill you.

My husband smoked,

you know.

He died from smoking too much.

I thought you said he died

'cause he was fat.

He was fat with bad lungs!

Granny? Granny!

It's so good to see you.

My little girl.

I see you've met John.

No, I don't believe I have.

Oh, Granny,

this is my fianc,

John Bourgignon.

Oh!

How do you do?

Oh, what a handsome young man.

I hope you will both

be as happy

as your grandfather

and I were.

John!

Are you okay?

I'm sorry.

I'm very sorry, Mrs. Reese.

I'm very sorry.

That's all right.

He's been

real tired recently.

He's been working so hard.

He's just exhausted.

Where's Dad?

He's still on the phone

talking to Washington.

You know how it is

in Washington.

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