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Will Fitchley.

But people call me Fitch.

Right on, dude.

I'm Brad Land.

It's really good to meet you.

This is my brother, Brett.

What's up, man.

Sh*t, dude.

Are you in Phi Sig?

I am. Yeah.

Oh, dude,

that's awesome.

Uh, so what's up

with Rush?

Can anybody

come out, or...

Yeah, of course.

Yeah. We're actually

got a party on Saturday.

You should come out.

Brad's coming.

Yeah. I will

totally be there.

That sounds

awesome, man.

All right. Cool.

Oh, we got some

more stuff--

Yeah, we got some

more boxes, man.

-Good to meet you, bro.

-Yeah, dude.

I'll see you in

a second though, man.

It's good to meet you, Will.

Yeah, good to

meet you, too.

[techno music playing]

[people chatting]

[music thumping]

[rap music playing]

[techno music playing]

[all cheering]

[Brett]

Hey, what did I tell you.

It's good, right?

It's just f***ing chill.

Brett. Brett.

It's f***ing awesome, dude.

Seriously.

These are some of the best

dudes we'll ever f***ing know.

Like, I mean that.

I get it.

I got you.

I'm excited.

I'm excited you're here.

Okay. good.

What's up, motherfuckers?

[boy]

Yo, who's this f***ing...

Who is this f***ing

Ellen DeGeneres here?

Dude, that's my

f***ing roommate.

No!

Oh, f*** dude.

I'm sorry.

[hip hop music playing]

[birds chirping]

Shh.

[mouths] Okay.

I'm leaving.

[door shuts]

[laughing]

What's up, man?

How you doing, dude?

-I'm good, man.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-You feeling all right?

You ready?

Hell week's coming up.

Yeah, I'm ready, man.

-You sure?

-Yeah.

Oh, man.

I'm not so sure.

Got some hot girls

in your barn?

-One or two.

-"One or two."

-[laughs] What?

-What are you doing right now?

Where are you going?

I'm just going to class.

Oh, f***.

We're going to

the bar, brother.

It's kind of early.

You're smart enough, man.

Don't be a p*ssy.

Come on.

[rock music playing]

So how you been

anyway, man?

-I've been good, man.

-Yeah?

Yeah, I'm doing good,

I think.

F***ing trying not to

sleep through class, right?

No, how you been?

How you been

since the, uh...

F***ing whatever.

Since your accident.

Yeah.

You're gonna

be Phi Sig.

All right?

That sh*t's never

gonna happen again.

First of all, you're never

gonna find yourself

in that position again.

Ever.

Yeah, I gotta get in first.

Yeah, you gotta get in.

Yes, you do have to

get in first.

Finish that beer, man.

We're doing

shots tonight, man.

-You f***ing serious?

-Me and you,

we're doing shots tonight.

We're blacking out tonight,

motherf***er.

Finish that beer.

Yo! Phi Sigma Mu,

motherf***er!

Ow!

Whoo!

Yeah, man!

Don't stop, motherf***er.

Yes? Yes.

Oh, God.

[speaks indistinctly]

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