Goat Page #3

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You piece of sh*t.

Baity, why are

you flinching?

[Baity]

I hate all of you.

[laughter]

[music playing in distance]

-Hey.

-Hey.

Do you mind if I sit?

No, no. Please.

Got some towel.

-[laughs]

-Towel here.

I'm really glad

you came.

Me, too.

Yeah.

How are you?

I'm good.

Yeah, they found a fracture

in my jaw, though.

I mean, I remember

when it happened.

'Cause I could hear it,

you know...

I mean,

this guy's fist

just like...

kept slamming

into my face.

But I remember...

I remember I was

thinking of you.

What do you mean?

Just your last memory

of me was me

abandoning you

at a party.

-And--

-No!

No, you did not

abandon me...

...at all. No.

Seriously.

[Brett] Yo, B.

You seen my keys?

Oh, sh*t.

Sorry.

I'm gonna go get

another beer, actually.

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Can of beer.

All right.

I thought you said

she had

a f***ing boyfriend, bro?

[laughs]

Shh.

You're so drunk

right now, aren't you?

Can you just get me

another f***ing drink?

[laughs] You...

Just keep

your voice down.

Why don't you

drive this one.

It's probably a good

idea, buddy.

Probably take a nap

or something

like that?

Yeah. [clears throat]

Easy with

the f***ing mirror, bro.

[Brett] It's all good, man.

We're good.

Yeah, I don't have

the keys, bro.

I got it. I got it.

'Cause you had them.

Yeah, here. Right there.

Oh, hold on a sec.

-Do you have them?

-Yeah, I got 'em.

All right.

Okay.

-Brett? Hey.

-Yeah?

Do you think

I'm a p*ssy?

You're drunk, dude.

Hey, hey.

I don't know why

I didn't fight back.

Okay? I don't know.

I don't know.

-Okay.

-Okay?

You know, like...

If I had to do it again...

All right.

I'm just gonna...

-Can you get this?

-Okay.

There we go.

I kissed her, you know.

I know. I saw you.

Don't try to kiss me.

I won't kiss you.

[laughs]

Just get in the car

Be good.

I'm good.

Everything's good.

[car door shuts]

-That is why

you wear glasses.

-Shut up.

I don't know if you remember

this, I didn't look at

the f***ing sun.

F*** you. What,

did you close your eyes?

I wouldn't

be surprised, man.

Dumbest game ever.

Could you throw me

my hoodie, dude?

When are you

driving back?

Uh, next Sunday.

I've been thinking, man.

I, uh...

I think I'm gonna go.

Go where?

Like, I think I'm gonna

start school on time.

Brad, that's f***ing awesome.

Yeah?

That's amazing.

[chuckles]

-Thank you. Thanks, man.

-Yeah.

[sombre instrumental music]

-You good?

-Yeah, I got it.

Six...

Four.

Oh, dude. This room is

way f***ing bigger than

I thought it was gonna be.

It's not bad.

That's a pretty sweet TV.

Yeah. Good to go.

Hey, what's up, man?

Uh, one of you Brad?

I'm your roommate.

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