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How are sales?

I can explain.

I'm not gonna ask you to.

It's not a highly ethical industry.

But goddamn, you f***ed me over

for 20 lousy hits.

It's not what it looks like.

It sort of is, but it's complicated.

Not really.

I know I f***ed up, okay?

Please...

...I can make it up to you.

I'm the last person

you should ask a favour from.

I have the money.

I have more than I owe you.

So now you're an entrepreneur.

Jalisco? Where's Jalisco?

In Mexico.

Simon, no one is going

to take your shift.

Nothing brings back

warm holiday memories like...

Don't.

Why not?

Because she's been on for 14 hours.

- Ronna.

- No.

- I didn't ask yet.

- The answer's no.

Christmas is a time for giving.

Mistletoe?

- How much you owe?

- $380.

- That's nothing.

- It's more than I got.

Want my shift?

My best mates are going

to Las Vegas this weekend.

I've never been.

I'm told it's incredible.

If you take my shift,

I can go with them. Everybody wins.

Cash up front?

Deal.

I'll give you an extra $20

for a blowj*b.

F***ing let me out of here!

What?

Shut your big butt.

Motherfucking jack-in-the-box!

Dude, you passed out

before we left L.A.

He still looks great.

Watch out.

Damn!

Man, watch the kicks!

That is nasty.

Peep this.

This chick's bobbing up and down

on my dick like Marilyn Chambers...

She found your dick?

Then she moves around the outside.

She's painting the tree.

It hits her in the eye.

And her contact? It's, like, stuck

on the end of my dick.

Yo, her contact is stuck

on the end of my dick!

Was it hard or soft?

My dick?

- The contact lens.

- Remember if it was coloured?

That she had two blue eyes...

...and now one blue and one brown?

What does it matter?

It matters because it happened to me.

That was my story.

I told that story a year ago, man.

The difference is I knew

those small details.

That and my story was true.

Whatever.

"Whatever"?

Whatever.

What do you mean?

Pull your stinky dinky out of my ass!

I was making conversation.

F***!

Give a n*gger a break!

"N*gger"? What n*gger, this n*gger?

I told you my mother's mother's

mother was black.

This ain't Roots.

Show me this Nubian's picture.

I don't carry her picture.

If you were less black,

you'd be clear.

She was black as night!

Okay, stop! Truce!

Shut up!

Man, I see black.

I know I am.

Colour's a state of mind, Marcus.

You know, you're right.

Thank you, Rhythm Nation.

F*** you, Vanilla Ice.

So what does Valentina do?

- Valentina's a nutritionist.

- Nice.

She also teaches a class

at this college.

Class? What class?

It's called

"Tantric Sexuality for Couples."

She teaches people how to f***?

Yo, I taught myself.

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