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you f***ing moron.

I don't know. It's some warehouse sh*t.

Will this be cool?

Yeah, I guess.

My friend Claire here says

it's gonna be a kick-ass f***ing time.

What, you know her?

It's your buddy Simon.

He's in Vegas.

Yeah, I know.

She knows.

Hell, I don't know.

Maybe.

Well, save a load for me, big boy.

Whatever.

What do you want for Christmas, Claire?

I don't know.

Do you wanna get laid?

No.

No, you don't wanna get laid?

Or no, you do, but you don't wanna

get laid with me?

Look, they'll be here.

They'll be here.

Are you a virgin?

What?

Come on, Claire.

Answer the question.

Answer the question, Claire!

Breakfast Club. I get it.

Very funny.

Don't say anything.

Try not to look so stoned.

This girl's brother already

came through with it...

I understand that.

Let me just, you know,

fill out a return slip here...

...and the manager will give

you a refund.

I'm trying to explain to you

what happened.

They already got the stuff somewhere

else. It was a miscommunication.

I can hear your thoughts.

Xiang Kai-Shek.

Famous Chinese ruler.

Starts with "X."

No, "C"

Chiang Kai-Shek.

You're going to die.

I'm keeping $50. Call it interest.

I'm really sorry about all this.

I just gave you a favour.

Here I thought you just gave me head.

Crown me.

At the risk of sounding like,

you know...

...me...

...what'll you do about being evicted?

Aren't you still short?

What?

I'm Kelly and this is Donna.

We're wondering

if you wanna hang out.

I think I feel something.

It's really smooth, isn't it?

Donna's brother here is a pharmacist,

so he got it for us.

His name's Chip. My brother.

Is it like a wave?

Or is it like a zoom?

It's like...

...floating.

Like...

..." Hey, man, how's the ground

down there?" and sh*t.

I got it.

Holy sh*t!

F***, yeah!

Sh*t!

It's really that cool?

Man, you gotta try this sh*t.

I'll buy it for you.

You know what makes it even better?

If you take, like,

a lot of pot with it.

I mean, like, a lot of pot.

I can't believe

you're selling allergy medicine.

We're out of that.

We're down to chewable aspirin.

Some people are saying

that you got some really good stuff.

Show me your tits.

So how much have you made?

Four hundred.

Where'd you get it?

This girl inside.

She and her friend had it.

Ecstasy. The real sh*t?

Pharmaceutical grade.

None of the crunchy, herbal rave sh*t.

Best 20 bucks you could spend.

What's wrong?

I can't feel my hands.

Jesus, you're burning up.

I can't carry you, okay?

I'm leaving you here.

I'm gonna go get the car.

All right? Just hide here, okay?

Just like a little mouse.

I'm gonna get the car, then come

back for you. I'll see you soon, okay?

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