Ginger and Cinnamon Page #4

Call me if you get this message.

I'm in los, Cyclades.

Greece!

Some crazy teenager island!

Write this number.

Panorama Hotel.

You can call collect!

Are you not answering because

you're screwing Silvia Magliocchetti?

Or are you on vacation with her?

In either case, you and Silvia

can both f*** off!

You idiot!

I could have popped a blood vessel!

You're coming with me.

- Why?

- Who is this?

- How would I know?

- And you're kissing him?

How else can I get to know him?

Will you get moving!

If I only have to make out, I'm set.

When I was little I made up

new forms of kissing.

The penguin, butterfly, chipmunk.

I was Epicurean and didn't know it!

We hadn't even studied philosophy yet.

I wasn't even into that guy.

Can I talk about Epicurus?

Epicurus was all:

"The liberation of your passions

is the path to happiness.

Through philosophy...

man frees himself

from all grievous sentiments."

- Have you guys seen Meggy?

- She went swimming.

- By herself?

- Yeah. She'll be fine.

Have a seat.

- Want a beer?

- At breakfast?

I'd probably puke.

See what I mean?

I can't stand seeing

everyone so relaxed!

Have they done

their summer homework?

Selfish.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING

AS COINCIDENCE:

What's your name?

Andrea.

Huh?

Aeneas?

Uh, yeah.

Fab! I got an A on The Aeneid!

My name's Meggy.

- What are you doing?

- Drawing.

Well, I'm learning how to draw.

Are you here by yourself?

Lucky you!

On the island of love...

Are you with your parents?

- I'm with...

- Your boyfriend?

Yeah... I mean...

No, he left.

It's not "boyfriend".

It's either "remorse" or "regret".

Remorse, if you boinked.

Regret, if you didn't.

Which one is he?

Remorse.

I'm like way mature for my age.

I'll be in the square tonight,

will you?

Hey!

This scale is broken, right?

I found him!

The guy who's going to deflower me.

He's gorgeous, funny

and a major sex monster.

Like the gay guy in Savage Garden.

His name's Aeneas!

Like in The Aeneid!

Which one should I get?

The colored ones are childish,

I don't trust "Super-Thin".

"Increased Duration"?

He'll be self-conscious.

"Ribbed"?

Not the first time!

- Which one?

- Get them all.

Oh my God, really?

Not all questions

have specific answers.

Ask a specific question

and you get a specific answer.

What do I do

when my orgasm starts?

Nothing!

If it happens,

thank God and enjoy it!

Does this embarrass you?

- You're avoiding the question!

- I am not!

Does the word "orgasm"

freak you out?

It's an actual scientific word!

This is the island of love,

no one would freak over it.

This club is called 69.

And they have a drink called Orgasm.

- Orgasm!

- I get the picture.

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