Ginger and Cinnamon Page #3

Not as good as his.

What are you doing?

My head has to be in the North

or I can't sleep.

Get up,

I need to move the bed.

- Is this your summer homework?

- Yes.

What if he does tantric sex?

I'll have to do it for 5 hours!

You have a serious problem.

I know, my hormones

are out of control.

Let's go to the beach!

No, the sun is too hot.

Let's take a nap.

I'm almost 15,

I'll sleep when I'm old.

There's your last chance.

- She must be 30!

- Exactly.

Wouldn't you put out

at her age?

If I was a woman

I'd put out non-stop.

Italian?

I'm Marco, this is Pippo.

Stefania, nice to meet you.

This is my niece Meggy.

Where is everyone on this island?

- What are we?

- I mean everyone...

They party at night and sleep all day.

And you losers go to bed early.

Don't you want a tan?

The sun is bad for you

at this time of day.

I get polymorphous light eruption.

Are you going

to the Scorpion tonight?

Yuck!

Only toddlers go there!

Since you insist on talking to us,

let's take a test.

"What are you like in bed?"

"A friend invites you to a partouze."

- What's that?

- An orgy.

"What do you do?"

A. You are shocked and decline.

B. You go check it out.

C. You plan the next one

at your house.

A. I am shocked and decline.

- Right?

- Well, it depends.

C. The next one would be

at my house.

- How would you know?

- That's why I choose C!

- I choose C too. Pippo?

- C.

We get five points.

Stefania... zero!

"How do you feel about someone

watching you have sex?"

"A. Major turn-on".

I pick A.

Read B and C!

You just want the most points!

Just chill!

Enough talking, I want some action.

Later I'll quiz you on oral sex.

Where are you going?

Are you sure you're related?

Unfortunately.

Is her best friend her mother?

How do I know?

Why?

Girls like that are teases.

Mothers are an important factor.

They don't put out to rebel,

they do it when they want to.

Friendship has ruined it for us.

- Mother is my best friend.

- All you do is fight!

Because of the fight on the phone?

No, I have to go ballistic on her.

Otherwise she thinks

she isn't a good mother.

- We talk about everything.

- You can talk to me too.

I don't want to be a normal old aunt.

I want to be your friend.

Do you?

Menopause is lingering

and I'm still a virgin!

What?

Andrea, it's me.

Was being free

a problem with us?

I don't think it was.

You went to Lucca in 1997

and I let you sleep there.

And something else...

if we had had children,

what would we have been like?

Being parents is a pain!

Anyway, this freedom thing

was a misconception.

When you claimed I was holding back

your freedom, I was actually...

Well it was for your own good!

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