Gilbert Page #4
This is different than I
thought it was going to be.
He was much different.
I didn't understand this.
- And now you actually
- I do love it.
Don't you feel great after
a set or do you feel,
are you somebody who never
feels good after a set?
- Well my fantasy right before
I'm about to go on stage
is that the manager is
gonna come back stage
and go there was like
a fire or a flood--
- Oh that's interesting.
- Here's your check, go home.
- Yeah, that's, I just
can cure me of
life's afflictions.
So if I'm sad it
can change my mood.
kind of balances me out.
strange when people are like
can you believe
I'm like he doesn't
have a choice everyone.
- Yeah.
- It's like once
you're a comedian,
you have that heroin
in your system.
It doesn't, here we
are at the Friar's.
There are 90 year old
comedians that go up--
- Oh yeah.
- That can barely move
and when they get on stage
they kind of light up.
- [Frank] Gilbert's one of them.
- Yes.
(laughing)
I said, "Where's Gilbert?"
And she goes he's on the road.
And I go where is he?
She goes San Antonio.
alone in San Antonio right now.
I can't believe that.
I can't believe!
I said who's taking
him to the club,
who's getting him
in the hotel room,
who's opening his bag,
who's telling him where
his toothbrush is?
I lost sleep over it.
(light music)
- Oh.
- He's on the road a lot.
He'll leave on a
Wednesday or a Thursday,
maybe a gig that night,
an early and a late show
on a Friday, an early and
a late show on a Saturday,
fly back on Sunday or Monday.
You know it's a
grind, it's tiring.
- Now I pack very neatly.
These are shorts, t-shirts,
some script for something.
This is usually my flying shirt.
This piece of paper, probably
something I don't need.
See this is why I should
clean out this thing.
These are worn out socks I have
that I'll be wearing today.
Dara's idea was to at least
put some of the stuff in bags.
This actually was a good idea.
how notoriously cheap he is?
- [Neil] Little bit.
- Yeah, I've only
heard the stories.
When he goes in for
voiceovers and he like
empties all the mints
into his f***in' pockets.
- [Gilbert] Here's some
peanut butter cookies
that I obviously got
for free somewhere.
- I think he's the only guest
that takes all the sodas
from the dressing
room at the show.
- I imagine he wears
cargo pants a lot.
(laughing)
- Oh the box, the two boxes.
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