Gigli Page #6

I ever met.

Apparently, there's a need for all types.

So listen.

You know, I was thinking

about what you said before...

about us being stuck in this situation.

There's nothing we can do.

I think you're right.

We might as well make the best of it.

I think so.

So, you know, look,

don't take this the wrong way, believe me.

But I just... This is, you know...

I hate to see you sleep on the floor like that.

I mean, come on.

So if you want to,

you can go ahead and just, you know...

just take half of my bed.

'Cause we're working together.

We're grownups, right?

You know, we're partners. We'll just...

do the whole thing professionally.

That's very kind of you. Thank you.

I mean, I'd love to.

You know, professionally.

Please.

How's that professionally? You like that?

That's professional. Right here.

Bull. Cow. That's how that works.

There's your bull right there!

There's your bull.

There's the horn.

You f*** with the bull, you get the horn.

That's professional.

F***ing professional.

Look at that.

That's the bull. Right.

Get the bull by the horn.

You know what I'm talking about?

I'll give you the horn. Want to see the horn?

You know...

you're actually a very attractive woman.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You know, this may be a good time

to suggest...

that you not allow the seeds of cruel hope

to sprout in your soul.

I don't know what that means,

but it sounds beautiful.

It means you're not my type.

Is that right?

What about me is not your type?

Your penis.

What does that mean?

It means I'm gay.

It means I'm a lesbian.

But I got to tell you, if I wasn't...

I mean, after a first date like this,

I'd find it really hard...

not to just get under the covers

and do you bigtime right now.

Good night.

"Good night"?

Whoa, Step-papa.

With that sassy new look...

sheep's all that and a bag of chips.

Melbourne's forecast. ;

The chance of a brief shower tomorrow...

but we're expecting a mostly fine day with

a light-to-moderate southwestwardly wind.

Who the f*** are you talking to?

Sydney also fine and 18.

Brisbane, showers...

Give me that back, please.

- Sunny, 32.

- Give me that.

Adelaide and Hobart both

mainly fine days tomorrow. Around our...

You know how much this sh*t costs?

- It's $5.

- No, it's not $5.

- It's $10.

- No, it's...

Why am I even talking to you for?

- It's $10.

- Yeah, it's $10. All right.

Just wanted to tell you, you know,

just get straight about that thing last night.

You know, no hard feelings.

You know what I mean?

I don't want you to get upset or nothing.

That's it. Don't be coming back, though.

I mean, it's a one-time offer.

One shot with me. I'm out.

Are you expecting somebody?

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