Gigli Page #4

Synopsis: Gigli, a lowly and inept hitman, is assigned a job by the mob to kidnap an intellectually disabled brother of a California district attorney. Gigli abducts the brother from his mental hospital and holds him hostage in his apartment. Ricki, a "lesbian assassin", is sent to oversee Gigli's job and make sure he doesn't screw it up. Comedic high jinks ensue as the two go on the lam and start to fall in love.
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Romance
Director(s): Martin Brest
  12 wins & 13 nominations.
 
IMDB:
2.4
Metacritic:
18
R
Year:
2003
121 min
797 Views


It means "to strip or wear off the skin of...

"to flay."

I'm learning a word a day. And it's critical

to use these words in conversation...

but that's not why I used it

in this conversation.

In this conversation

I used it because I meant it.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be going now.

All right, I'll talk to you later.

Yeah, don't worry about it.

Now don't get yourself all tied in a knot.

Okay? I don't know this guy,

and he doesn't know me.

But my reputation apparently is pretty solid.

So why don't you just get yourself straight...

and we can put this whole thing behind us.

And if you have

any decaffeinated or herbal tea...

I would really be most appreciative.

- I want tea.

- Two teas.

Let me tell you something, okay?

I don't know who the f*** you think you are,

but I don't work like this.

You got that?

If you wanna talk about reputations...

and if by some f***ing miracle long shot

you haven't heard of my reputation...

let me tell you who the f*** I am.

I am the f***ing Sultan of Slick, Sadie.

I am the Rule of f***ing Cool.

You wanna be a gangster?

You wanna be a thug?

You sit at my f***ing feet. Gather the pearls

that emanate forth from me.

Because I'm the f***ing original,

straight-first-foremost, pimp-mack...

f***ing hustler,

original gangster's gangster.

I don't know what you're talking about,

but I'm gonna get my stuff.

And don't you worry your little

gangster's gangster head about it...

I can manage.

How many cups of your own spit

you think you swallow every day, Larry?

I think about 35 cups.

- Would you just shut the f*** up.

- You're an idiot!

- What is it with you?

- No, you.

- What, you just go in and out?

- You're an idiot.

- What the f*** are you talking about?

- You're the f***, you stupid duck-f***.

Do me a favor

and just act f***ing normal for a minute.

- Looks like...

- Just for a minute.

You'll end up with Elliot over there.

I know you understand

what I'm talking about. F***ing be normal.

- I'm telling you...

- Not f***ing crazy! Normal!

How about if I smack you

in the f***ing head?

Leave him alone. We're supposed

to watch him, not slap him around.

Don't tell me what we're supposed to do.

How about this?

You leave him alone or I'll kill you.

You'll kill me? F*** you! Go ahead.

I'll kill you.

You don't tell me what to do. Okay?

Don't tell me what we might do.

Don't tell me what we're supposed to do.

Don't tell me what we maybe should do.

Don't ever tell me nothing!

I'll tell you this,

you leave him alone or I'll kill you.

I'm gonna say 35 cups.

I'm gonna say 35 cups of spit.

I'm a genius. I'm a genius, man.

- What's he talking about?

- I don't know.

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Martin Brest

Martin Brest (born August 8, 1951) is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer. more…

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