Ghosts Of Girlfriend Past Page #4
- Year:
- 2009
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I'm a huge fan of your work.
- Thank you.
- Gonna photograph your brother's wedding?
No. No, I'm not a wedding photographer.
- Right, but it's your brother.
- Right.
He's not good at taking pictures of people
- Look who's funny.
- It's not his specialty.
- Ah.
- Turn your phone off.
Connor Mead.
No, I would not like to cut my quota.
- Connor.
- Look, just tell him to go screw himself.
- Yeah, I said, tell him to go screw himself.
- Hey.
Like when a man and a woman...
- Hi.
- Oh, my God.
- Sit down before you...
- Oh, my God.
- What?
- What is this?
- Endive arugula salad. You did well...
- No, no, no. The salad I ordered had figs.
Yeah, because fruit is the new crouton.
This is...
This is a disaster. My friends and family
didn't come all the way over here...
...to be met with some lackluster salad.
Where are the figs?
Excuse me, where are the figs?
Because I want some figs!
Sweetie? Sweetie. Hi.
- Hi. Hi.
- Hi.
Hi.
Okay, look, you're right, okay?
You did order figs.
But, uh, everyone seems
to be loving the salad, right?
- The dressing is a panoply...
...of flavors.
- It's really good salad.
- A lot to recommend, this salad.
- Okay. Sorry.
- There she is. All right, she's back.
- I'm sorry, everyone. I just...
It's my wedding and...
Well, I'm not usually a massive b*tch.
- She kind of is.
- Ha, ha. Stop it.
I just really want everything
to start out perfectly.
I mean, I only plan on getting married
four or five times, tops.
Oh, sweetie.
Sandy and I wanted to know
if you would make a toast tomorrow.
What?
- Yeah. We'd like that.
- I know it's not really your thing...
...but it is kind of a tradition
for the best man to give a toast.
- Super long, whatever you want.
- They kidding? Are you kidding?
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
No, you're the only family I got here,
so I thought you could say something.
I don't think this is the best idea
you've ever had.
- I'm with Jenny.
- You can scrounge up a cousin...
No, no, no. Come on, you're my brother.
You're funny, you're articulate,
you're smart.
- True, true and true. Um, I'm flattered, but...
- lf you're not gonna take pictures...
...it's the least you can do.
- Who the hell is this guy?
- Who's that?
- Jeff.
I'm not toasting anyone tomorrow, okay?
I can't toast this.
- Come on.
- This always happens. All Scotch, no carbs.
Is there a bread basket? You know what,
let's talk about something else.
So, um, when do you catch your flight?
Paulie, you know where I come out
on all this, buddy.
To me, marriage is an archaic
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