Ghosts Of Girlfriend Past Page #2

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I didn't think

you were gonna make the rehearsal.

Well, I wanted to get here early...

...make sure you had time

to think about our last conversation.

You know, the one about marriage, love,

never-ending lifelong monogamy?

Yes, I definitely thought about it.

- You did? Good, good.

- Yes, I did.

If you're having second thoughts,

here's the key to my Jag.

You give me the word, I'll block.

- Oh, my God, you're serious.

- You're damn right.

Man, I'll do anything for you.

Who's got your back, huh?

Hey, it's you and me

against the world, right?

Why is he giving him keys?

- Why's he giving him keys?

- Oh, I bet he's giving you a car.

- I'm just gonna go check on that.

- Okay.

Connor, we've talked about this.

I wanna get married. I love Sandra.

- You say that now, okay?

- Everything okay here, guys?

Because we're still,

you know, rehearsing.

- Jenny Perotti.

- Connor Mead.

- I'll be damned.

- That's probably true.

- Hey, the bride's unsupervised.

- I'm on it.

- Buddy, we're not done talking about this.

- Done talking about what?

- Options.

- Options.

Yeah, listen to me, Connor.

This is the biggest weekend in Sandy's life.

If you detract from her wedding...

...I will sneak into your room

and cut off your favorite appendage.

Now, the first part sounds nice.

I can make it look like an accident.

Don't push me.

Just try to be supportive. Normal.

Just not a train wreck for once.

- I'll be on my best behavior.

- That worries me.

I will, I'll be supportive. Whatever.

- Really?

- Yes.

Come on.

See? I knew there wouldn't be

any weirdness between you two.

- Connor, you remember Sandra?

- Yes, I do. How are you, Sandra?

You know, it's not too late

to get out, gorgeous.

He's joking.

And you know the bridesmaids.

Oh, yes, I do. Deena, Donna.

How are you?

- And, uh...?

- Denice.

- Nice to meet you, Denice. Ladies.

- Me too. How are you?

My groomsmen.

Guys, this is my brother, Connor.

- We've heard the stories, man.

- Oh, okay.

- An honor to be serving with you.

- And with you.

It's "mice" to "neet" you.

Damn it, I blew it.

Sorry to break up the bromance,

guys, but...

...I need you right here

where I can keep my eyes on you.

- Absolutely.

- Are we ready?

Yes, sorry, sarge.

Sarge?

Are they getting married by a cop?

Sergeant Major Volcom,

United States Marine Corps.

I am not a cop.

- Where'd you find this ray of sunshine?

- He's Sandra's dad.

Sarge, this is my brother, Connor.

Connor, this is the sarge.

He was ordained right after the war.

Little war called Korea.

Perhaps you've heard of it, slick?

Lost more men than Nam.

We didn't get a wall.

We didn't get a movie.

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